Herman Cain Feels Like A Modern Moses

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Herman Cain Feels Like A Modern Moses

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The separation of Church & State?
For a rocket scientist (he developed fire control systems for the U.S. Navy) Moses Cain sure is a freaking moron!
ROTFLMAO!

http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-10-10/politics/30263377_1_herman-cain-florida-straw-national-polls

But Cain, unlike most of us, is not surprised. Likening himself to Moses, he has attributed his rise in the polls to God, who he says is calling on him to lead his people out of the darkness.

"God's been in this from the beginning because when I first started to feel that I needed to consider running I did a lot of praying," Cain said in an interview with Christian Broadcasting Network's David Brody. "I felt like Moses when God said, 'I want you to go into Egypt and lead my people out.'"
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He'll certainly bring plagues on us all, but somehow I doubt he'll be able to remove them.
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Re: Herman Cain Feels Like A Modern Moses

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One burning bush with pepperoni and extra cheese, please.
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Re: Herman Cain Feels Like A Modern Moses

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Hey Hermie, instead of thanking god that you somehow managed to climb to the top of the heap for a few minutes, why don't you thank all the people who actually say they want to vote for you? I hate politicians.
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