Well then, I suppose your priesthood leaders are monitoring your worthiness, Droopy? But, when YOU slip because of temptation (normal healthy human urges), go confess and get your hand slapped by the nosy-ass bishop. Or you can simply not say anything at all and enjoy it and live a healthy normal life!
At my request, my Branch President has instituted a session in the Iron Maiden as punishment for masturbatory experimentation. I set the age at which such measures are to be taken at 12, as at lower ages, typical quantities of blood lost during such PPI's could be critical.
I've had the spikes within the headpiece shortened, per reccomendation from the SCMC, to avoid the more serious scarring apparant when using the older, traditional models (we do want these guys married as soon as they get back from their missions, after all).