Masturbation and Christianity

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_JAK
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Indeed! Hypocrisy is most irritating, Quasimodo. However, to characterize it as “a sin” is to defy the writings in the Bible itself. We can find multiple examples of hypocrisy in that collection of books.

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_sock puppet
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Quasimodo wrote:
sock puppet wrote:so "69" was just a Freudian slip?


Wow! I hadn't thought of "69" as a reference to sexuality in years. You must be nearly as old as I am. Poor guy.

I do believe we are close in age.
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Sometimes even the mechanics involved in masturbation can be affected by religion.

Just remember to choose the right and things should go smoothly.

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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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moksha wrote:Sometimes even the mechanics involved in masturbation can be affected by religion.

Just remember to choose the right and things should go smoothly.

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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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At the risk of this being too much information...

Stop reading here if you're easily offended...

I mean it!



I'm right handed, but I exclusively use my left for that activity. Can't say why. It just doesn't feel "right" otherwise.
_Quasimodo
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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sock puppet wrote:

I do believe we are close in age.


You have my sympathies :).
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Cardinal Biggles wrote:At the risk of this being too much information...

Stop reading here if you're easily offended...

I mean it!



I'm right handed, but I exclusively use my left for that activity. Can't say why. It just doesn't feel "right" otherwise.


You must have developed a nimble use in your left hand, by now. You may have become ambidextrous. You're now a switch hitter.
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Cardinal Biggles wrote:At the risk of this being too much information...

Stop reading here if you're easily offended...

I mean it!



I'm right handed, but I exclusively use my left for that activity. Can't say why. It just doesn't feel "right" otherwise.

I like to randomly alternate hands. Feels like I'm playing the field that way.
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Some Schmo wrote:
Cardinal Biggles wrote:At the risk of this being too much information...

Stop reading here if you're easily offended...

I mean it!



I'm right handed, but I exclusively use my left for that activity. Can't say why. It just doesn't feel "right" otherwise.

I like to randomly alternate hands. Feels like I'm playing the field that way.


We found another postive to masturbation is it can make your forearms stronger!
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Re: Masturbation and Christianity

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Rambo wrote:We found another postive to masturbation is it can make your forearms stronger!

Dude, by the time I was 14, I looked like Popeye.
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