Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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Buffalo wrote:
BartBurk wrote:But don't active Mormons generally live longer than other people? They must be doing something right.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U. ... expectancy


The main positive for Mormon life expectancy is abstaining from smoking - it's the only thing Joseph Smith got right in the WoW.

http://www.demographic-research.org/volumes/vol10/3/


Except, Joseph didn't specifically mention smoking...
 8 And again, tobacco is not for the body, neither for the belly, and is not good for man, but is an herb for bruises and all sick cattle, to be used with judgment and skill.


How effective is tobacco in dealing with bruises and sick cattle?
What about the other things that can be smoked but which aren't mentioned?

The Word of Wisdom was effective in dealing with one thing - Emma's complaints!
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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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KimberlyAnn wrote:I thought they were just trying to bore us to death.

KA

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Recent studies have shown that every GC takes about a month off your life. Second hand GC is even worse (and that doesn't even count the high probability of brain damage). You'd live longer by smoking. True story.
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Kevin Graham's favorite terms, those being stupid, dumb, and idiot, are, without the slightest doubt, absolutely apropos in defining this OP. Buffalo has accredited himself here many times as a perverse intellectual curiosity, so grossly uneducated and intellectually simpleminded as to stun the mind into a near catatonic stupor upon fully grasping the content and implications of much of what he posts, but his cerebral cortex has clearly flatlined this time.

Buff has outdone himself in intellectual vacuity and educational retardation with this one. There is a great deal of good literature around about the pros and cons of drinking alcohol, coffee, and tea, and the potential risks associated with all of them, of which Buff is, as with most subjects, quite unaware. Its also equally clear that Buff has no idea whatsoever of the real meaning and purpose behind the WoW and its place within the whole gospel system.

Further, his statements about red meat being unhealthy is pure lifestyle Nazi twaddle straight from the fetid swamps of the likes of Morgan Spurlock and the vegen fascists.

Soda pop and "desserts" are "unhealthy?" but the imbibing of ethyl alcohol, a toxic, caustic, astringent chemical with powerful psychoactive qualities that is toxic to virtually every organ and organ system in the body, (including brain cells, which it kills), degrades and irritates internal mucous membranes (throughout the digestive system), and is a vitamin antagonist that takes nutritional resources from the body that would otherwise be used in building health for the purpose of detoxification, he treats as if it were a food.

Further, don't be fooled by the claim that moderate drinking prevents or reduces the risk of heart disease or increases longevity. While there has long been some evidence that this is true, this is not settled science, and is still being actively debated within the medical science community.

Buffalo must have something better to do than destroy other's faith in and testimony of the gospel and ruin their lives.

Or does he?
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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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bcspace wrote:
Just think about it for a moment. By revelation and by force of culture, they tell you to avoid ingesting the following health-promoting substances:

Coffee
Wine
Tea


So you claim the deleterious effects are outwieghed by the benefits?

Not with wine. I don't like the taste of it.

As to the coffee and tea, damn right.
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Second hand GC is even worse (and that doesn't even count the high probability of brain damage).



Take the needle out of your arm and sober up. The second hand smoke claims have long been discredited as the politically motivated junk science that they are. Unless you are asthmatic or have some other acute toxic reaction to cigarette smoke, second hand smoke appears to be virtually harmless.

"Brain damage" from second hand smoke? To be taken at all seriously, you at least must make some attempt to connect yourself to the real world.

Nothing, not tobacco, alcohol, or heroin, is in any sense as debilitating as apostasy and anti-Mormonism, which is a kind of lycanthropy of the soul that turns otherwise normal, positive human beings and turns them into mad, Barking Moonbats.
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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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Droopy wrote:
Second hand GC is even worse (and that doesn't even count the high probability of brain damage).



Take the needle out of your arm and sober up. The second hand smoke claims have long been discredited as the politically motivated junk science that they are. Unless you are asthmatic or have some other acute toxic reaction to cigarette smoke, second hand smoke appears to be virtually harmless.

"Brain damage" from second hand smoke? To be taken at all seriously, you at least must make some attempt to connect yourself to the real world.

Nothing, not tobacco, alcohol, or heroin, is in any sense as debilitating as apostasy and anti-Mormonism, which is a kind of lycanthropy of the soul that turns otherwise normal, positive human beings and turns them into mad, Barking Moonbats.


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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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I'm confused. Is it the General Authorities or Droopy who's trying to bore us to death?
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Who let the dog in here?
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*woof* *woof*



Thanks for "coming out of the closet" here, Toronto.
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Re: Are the General Authorities trying to kill us?

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Dr. Shades wrote:Isn't the tannic acid harmful?


I think some alien creatures excrete this stuff in an effort to not be jettisoned into the vacuum of space. Or perhaps, it could be something else and tannic acid might actually be a naturally occuring substance found in trace amounts in many foods.
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