Ways to stop masturbating by Mark E Peterson

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Seems like Rambo went to fix himself a snack....
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bcspace wrote:Seems like Rambo went to fix himself a snack....

Still have time to read and post here, do you?
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Still have time to read and post here, do you?


Not really. I but do my duty to use my powers to annoy.
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Sethbag wrote:What's stupid about this whole thing is you if you showed average Mormons the teachings by Mark E. Peterson about masturbation, they will probably take from these writings that this is what the church actually believes. But if you show them the writings of Mark E. Peterson saying that blacks will only enter the Celestial Kingdom as servants, they'll disavow it and say he was only speaking as a man of his time or whatever.

So much for the Spirit. An Apostle of the Lord Jesus Christ, a veritable Prophet, Seer, and Revelator, was just making it up as he went along. Who'da thunk it?

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I wonder how many fetishes and kinks were born from this one talk?
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. I wonder how many fetishes and kinks were born from this one talk?


None at all. But there are those who found it to be a stumbling block and in that case there are about as many as there are male exmo critics of the Church. In other words, relatively few.
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bcspace wrote:
Still have time to read and post here, do you?


Not really. I but do my duty to use my powers to annoy.

You shouldn't confuse your powers to look idiotic with an imagined power to annoy.

Glad I could clear that up for ya.
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bcspace wrote:Seems like Rambo went to fix himself a snack....


I'm not sure what you are referring to here?

Are you talking about fixing a snack to get my mind off masturbation? Funny thing is I don't think about masturbation as often now that I don't think it's a sin. It's only been recently with these recent threads and you calling me a liar.
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These two statements from LDS Apostle Mark E. Petersen's Pamphlet basically contradict each other:


If the temptation seems overpowering while you are in bed, get out of bed and go into the kitchen and fix yourself a snack, even if it is in the middle of the night, and even if you are not hungry, and despite your fears of gaining weight. The purpose behind this suggestion is that you get your mind on something else. You are the subject of your thoughts, so to speak.



Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night.
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just me wrote:I've said it before and I'll say it again. I wonder how many fetishes and kinks were born from this one talk?

I wonder how many developed a fetish with a tub full of worms?

This talk is more proof that Mormons are whack.
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