OK then, you go with option #2, "Mormons are Christian heretics, Mormons practice baptism for the dead, therefore Christian heretics practice baptism for the dead."
No, I don’t; heretic is your term, not mine. It is, moreover, a pejorative and a divisive term that militant dogmatists like you are wont to impose on those who are disinclined toward theological groupthink.
My point was (which you obviously didn't grok)…
Sure, I’ll grok your point if you grok mine…but only if you buy me dinner first.
So if you want to add qualifiers to what types of Mormons practice polygamy and how they practice it, then the Christian is allowed to do the same and qualify what kind of Christian practices baptism for the dead. You don't get to play "heads I win, tails you lose."
In other words, "my-mythology-is-better-than-your-mythology".
When one thinks one of the options is not mythology...
Think whatever you want, friend. I’ll do the same.
If you really think both Christianity and Mormonism are obviously mythological, why are you wasting your time with all of this?
Gotta do something when I’m not busy engaging in unnatural acts banned in the State of Mississippi.

