Provo gorging in "the cafeteria"?!?!

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Joey wrote:Actually Peterson's average has been over 5 posts per day for the last three weeks - about what he was averaging on this board before he went for cover!  He must be back in Provo!!



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5 posts per day Joey?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is MONUMENTAL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will Peterson do next? Only time, and Joey!!!!!!!!!!!!, will tell!

Hey Joey -- Dr. Peterson took about 546 steps today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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moksha wrote:Ha! You're jealous because the cafeteria has better donuts on their lunch line.

Ya, I totally thought this was going to be DCP/donut thread. The "gorging" in the title threw me off.

Carry on.
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Simon Belmont wrote:
Joey wrote:Actually Peterson's average has been over 5 posts per day for the last three weeks - about what he was averaging on this board before he went for cover!  He must be back in Provo!!



OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5 posts per day Joey?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

This is MONUMENTAL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What will Peterson do next? Only time, and Joey!!!!!!!!!!!!, will tell!

Hey Joey -- Dr. Peterson took about 546 steps today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny partial imitation of Schreech.
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jon wrote:
liz3564 wrote:
All I am doing is stating the facts of the current situation. The numbers I posted backed up my statement.


In any of those twice daily posts does Dr Peterson provide any answers to the questions asked on here that caused his sudden departure?


As his posting frequency has more than doubled (see Joey's stats) are we twice as likely to receive a substantial answer to the substantial question in the OP? no? Thought not.
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sock puppet wrote:Funny partial imitation of Schreech.


Just because you haven't figured out how to effectively use punctuation marks in your posts, doesn't mean you need to mock me....

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schreech wrote:
sock puppet wrote:Funny partial imitation of Schreech.


Just because you haven't figured out how to effectively use punctuation marks in your posts, doesn't mean you need to mock me....

I am trevor.

Hey, Screech, I did not intend to mock you. I thought it ironic that Simon has been making an issue lately of your use of elongated elipses, and in his post here he seemed to have his exclamation point and shift keys of his computer stuck down.

I too am trevor.
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sock puppet wrote:Hey, Screech, I did not intend to mock you. I thought it ironic that Simon has been making an issue lately of your use of elongated elipses, and in his post here he seemed to have his exclamation point and shift keys of his computer stuck down.

I too am trevor.


Joey!!!!!!!!!!!!! uses excessive exclamation points in everything he writes. It was a direct mock of Joey!!!!!!!!!

In fact, I recently found a picture of Joey's keyboard:

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See that [!] key? It's really starting to wear down. I'll bet Joey goes through about 14 keyboards per year.
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Joey wrote:

Actually Peterson's average has been over 5 posts per day for the last three weeks - about what he was averaging on this board before he went for cover!  He must be back in Provo!!

I stand corrected. It is now over 6 posts per day for this period. It comforts me to see Provo back full time at what he does best! Tenure is a wonderful thing is this world of Obamaeconomics!
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