emilysmith wrote:About 70% of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone.
70% of men are just that bad in bed.
Ouch :( How would one measure such statistic? :)
Did the bishop ever ask you if you masturbate
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Ouch :( How would one measure such statistic? :)
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just me wrote:About 70% of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone.
That means 70% of men don't know how to find the clitoris.
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Dr. Shades wrote:just me wrote:About 70% of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone.
That means 70% of men don't know how to find the clitoris.
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Dr. Shades wrote:That means 70% of men don't know how to find the clitoris.
It would seem that for some men, it's like trying to find god, but once you do, you come away, born again (seeing as how you have to leave the vagina to do so - I suppose that's a bit of a stretch... although she didn't think so).
Just seeing how many puns and mixed metaphors I could put into one sentence.
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Some Schmo wrote:Dr. Shades wrote:That means 70% of men don't know how to find the clitoris.
It would seem that for some men, it's like trying to find god, but once you do, you come away, born again (seeing as how you have to leave the vagina to do so - I suppose that's a bit of a stretch... although she didn't think so).
Just seeing how many puns and mixed metaphors I could put into one sentence.
Maybe its just me, but who in the world has trouble finding the clitoris? There are only so many interesting parts down there and it seems like that particular feature is pretty prominent and, when touched, causes the appropriate reaction...I think communication is the problem, not the locations of the clitoris....
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schreech wrote:Maybe its just me, but who in the world has trouble finding the clitoris? There are only so many interesting parts down there and it seems like that particular feature is pretty prominent and, when touched, causes the appropriate reaction...I think communication is the problem, not the locations of the clitoris....
oh, and if anyone asks....I am Trevor...
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Dr. Shades wrote:just me wrote:About 70% of women cannot orgasm from intercourse alone.
That means 70% of men don't know how to find the clitoris.
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schreech wrote:Maybe its just me, but who in the world has trouble finding the clitoris?
Not me! It's right there... on the bottom half of any woman... somewhere... closer to the ground than her head...
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Some Schmo wrote:If I was asked now, I would say, "Of course... what, you don't? That's kind of stupid, don't you think? I mean, it's right there. Can you think of a cheaper form of entertainment? I'm not going to tell you what to do, but man... you're missing out. Whacking off is awesome, man. Better than sporting blue balls."
Wouldn't it be fun to go back in time, knowing what I know now and really blow the lid off of the Mormon temple interview shenanagins?
Post-inteview, I'd tell my school teacher that "When my bishop gets me alone in his office at church, he asks me questions about sex and playing with myself. I'm scared and don't want to tell my parents".
That would get the cops and social services involved and maybe expose Mormonism for the crap hole that it is.
Unfortunately, I was a young, naïve boy, who believed in the Mormon nonsense, and never had the gumption to do something like that.
But, it would have been fun!
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