I’m inviting you, one and all, to make a list of ten questions you’d love to pose to a stake president and his counselors.
I will, in return, promise to compile a list of what I consider to be the ten best of your suggestions, and present them to the members of my stake presidency this coming Sunday morning.
My question is what does Jesus think of misogyny?
"I'm on paid sabbatical from BYU in exchange for my promise to use this time to finish two books."
I’m inviting you, one and all, to make a list of ten questions you’d love to pose to a stake president and his counselors.
I will, in return, promise to compile a list of what I consider to be the ten best of your suggestions, and present them to the members of my stake presidency this coming Sunday morning.
Apparently Pokatator and Blixa were right on about this being some sort of game, otherwise Mr. Schryver would have fulfilled his promise from 2008 and returned with the general responses to the questions by the MAD posters.
I'm afraid to say that prophets of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints do NOT sexually excite my private parts at all. In fact, the prophets cause my parts to go limp.
Does that mean that I'm going to be a Ken doll in the hereafter, to be ruled over and reigned over in the telestial kingdom by Jesus and his pussy-cats?
Shulem wrote:I'm afraid to say that prophets of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints do NOT sexually excite my private parts at all. In fact, the prophets cause my parts to go limp.
Does that mean that I'm going to be a Ken doll in the hereafter, to be ruled over and reigned over in the telestial kingdom by Jesus and his pussy-cats?
Will the Holy Ghost give me a neck rub, at least?
Paul O
Aaaaaannnd... Johnnie Walker shows up right on cue...
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
As long as we're promoting our own stuff, I'm hoping someone will answer my questions.
asbestosman wrote:1. why is faith necessary given that one cannot really be held accountable except according to his knowledge and given that Satan and co. rebelled despite seeing and talking with God and that Jesus, the pre-mortal Jehovah, had already attained godhood and that children who die before 8 are saved?
2. Who came up with the idea that the Kinderhook plates gave an account of Zelph--where did the names Zelph and Onandagus come from if not from those plates, and why should we trust the other things from the scribe who related that account on Joseph's behalf?
3. If the atonement is the way Jesus paid for our sins, then why did He have to be sinless--why couldn't He have sinned and then paid off his tab and ours all at once just as a rich man can pay off his loans and mine, expecially if my debts are much greater than his debt of say $0.02.
4. What determines our eternal gender--was it random chance when we became spirits, or was it due to some property of our pre-spirit intelligences? Given that Jesus--the only perfect being --was male, what does this imply? Does it imply that gender is not the result of merit but is inherent in intelligences?
5. If the answer to 4 (or any other question here) simply hasn't been revealed, then what was so important about the name God's home star that we actually happen to know it? I would think 4 is much more pertinent to the eternities than knowing that Kolob is the name of the place which is nigh unto God.
6. Are females more righteous than men? If so, why, and why doesn't this make god a respector of persons?
7. What is responsible for our natural disposition? If it is our agency, then why don't we all chose the same? If it is randomness or the environment, then why are we judged for that which we cannot control? That is, what is it that makes us choose different than another and why is it fair to be judged for that?
8. How long has the Holy Ghost been the Holy Ghost? Is He always the same person? What happens when He is born with a body? What happens to the Godhead if Jesus and the Holy Ghost become Fathers of their own universes--does the godhead dissolve, do they never become Fathers elsewhere, or do they retain their both callings?
9. Will my wife's leg hairs realy come back in the resurrection?
10. Is Adam's navel an "innie" or an "outtie"?
That's General Leo. He could be my friend if he weren't my enemy. eritis sicut dii I support NCMO
I’m inviting you, one and all, to make a list of ten questions you’d love to pose to a stake president and his counselors.
I will, in return, promise to compile a list of what I consider to be the ten best of your suggestions, and present them to the members of my stake presidency this coming Sunday morning.
Apparently Pokatator and Blixa were right on about this being some sort of game, otherwise Mr. Schryver would have fulfilled his promise from 2008 and returned with the general responses to the questions by the MAD posters.
Well you live and learn.
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Everything about Will is a game. The latest game is "guess who my publisher is?"
a.k.a. Pokatatorjoined Oct 26, 2006 and permanently banned from MAD Nov 6, 2006
"Stop being such a damned coward and use your real name to own your position."
"That's what he gets for posting in his own name."
2 different threads same day 2 hours apart Yohoo Bat 12/1/2015