I declare today "Talk Like DCP Day"

[_Simon Belmont]

Oh hey! Another DCP thread. Whaddya know?

[_Buffalo]

Oh hey! Another DCP thread. Whaddya know?

You seem to be laboring under the false impression that this is a talk like a Simon Belmont thread. I assure you that such a thread is not forthcoming, as very few in the forum could manage it without a subdural hematoma.

[_Morley]

Oh hey! Another DCP thread. Whaddya know?

It's a tribute, Simon.

[_stemelbow]

I would really like to respond to this thread, but I’m flying out to Jerusalem tomorrow to have tea (I’ll be drinking an herbal mixture composed mostly of Brigham Tea) with the Saudi Minister of Wonderment. Perhaps I’ll be able to write something after I grade some thirty-seven papers (on early Islamic fundamentalist meritocracy in the Late Middle Kingdom) while sitting in my lowly coach seat on the plane, or after I finish attending my Utah Symphony Karen Carpenter Retrospective with my many important friends and family. Unfortunately, I just don’t have time right now.

I realize that while I’m gone, my evil, lurking nemesis (the malevolent being known as Scratch) will be continuing his five year jihad against me. Five years of relentless stalking. That’s a half a decade; a quarter of a score; a twentieth of a century; a whole boatload of hours, minutes, and seconds. Just thinking about Scratch makes me nostalgic for the gleaming, sharp, Nephite sword that my wife has hidden somewhere in our house.

Aside from your last sentence that was pretty good.

Aside from that, I'm with Simon...oh boy another Peterson thread. He's got me by a few...well at least I post here.

[_Darth J]

LOL. This isn't a serious thread. I suggest you read [insert stream of consciousness published by a Mormon apologist here] if you want to understand what the Church says about talking like DCP.

[_Wisdom Seeker]

An apologists job is not to provide definitive evidentiary facts to prove the church is true, but to provide sufficient questioning of the legitimacy of the critical questions and those who question the truthfulness of the church.

[_Simon Belmont]

Hey guys, rumor has it that DCP just used the "facilities" at the HRCB. Someone begin a thread about it, quickly!

[_LDS truthseeker]

I'll give it a go:

I would answer your question but I don't have the information in front of me right now.

That's been thoroughly answered somewhere at this link xxxxx but I can't post any of the response here (because someone might actually read it and see what nonsense it is).

I have a really good explanation on what I wrote about those 4 ancient gods and how Joseph got a direct hit in naming them in the Book of Abraham facsimiles. I'll get it to you later. (but maybe I'll quit the board first so I won't have to have my ass handed to me by my those that can see through my wild, inaccurate defenses)

[_Molok]

This is a great idea buffalo, I would love to write like DCP, but unfortunately, I don't have time to post right now.

[_Buffalo]

Hey guys, rumor has it that DCP just used the "facilities" at the HRCB. Someone begin a thread about it, quickly!

You seem to be laboring under the false impression that this is a talk like a Simon Belmont thread. I assure you that such a thread is not forthcoming, as very few in the forum could manage it without a subdural hematoma.