Perks of the Job

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_sock puppet
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Perks of the Job

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God let, no commanded, JSJr take extra ladies (in violation of JSJr's marriage vows to Emma).

Is all that TSM gets indulged is Pepsi?

It's not so great to be prophet nowadays, is it?
_Equality
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Re: Perks of the Job

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I think he also gets really really cold milk served to him by COB minions. If it's not cold enough, he gets to have a temper tantrum. At least, that's what I've heard (never witnessed it myself, but have heard it form those who did).
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_quark
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Re: Perks of the Job

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Real perk: TSM gets to be king over 14 million believers and he never had to make up a single verse of canon. Huge!
_Drifting
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Re: Perks of the Job

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One commonality between TSM and Joseph Smith is that they both broke the Word of Wisdom without sanction.
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