Simon's Snub

The catch-all forum for general topics and debates. Minimal moderation. Rated PG to PG-13.
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Simon's Snub

Post by _Kishkumen »

For the second year running Simon Belmont has refused to attend a Kishapalooza event. Last year he made some noise about meeting up, but he seemed to chicken out, suggesting that he feared I would try to punch him in the face or some such. But all who have met me know that I am a man of peace.

Why does Simon refuse to meet Kishkumen? Much could be accomplished in the way of burying the hatchet. If only.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_Shulem
_Emeritus
Posts: 12072
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:48 am

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Shulem »

Perhaps he is afraid that you'll ask him the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3 and he just doesn't know what to say because Joseph Smith lied about it -- and he knows that. Poor Simon.

Paul O
_Runtu
_Emeritus
Posts: 16721
Joined: Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:06 am

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Runtu »

Kishkumen wrote:For the second year running Simon Belmont has refused to attend a Kishapalooza event. Last year he made some noise about meeting up, but he seemed to chicken out, suggesting that he feared I would try to punch him in the face or some such. But all who have met me know that I am a man of peace.

Why does Simon refuse to meet Kishkumen? Much could be accomplished in the way of burying the hatchet. If only.


Same reason I chickened out last night: You're one scary mofo.
Runtu's Rincón

If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff. -- Karl Pilkington
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Kishkumen »

Shulem wrote:Perhaps he is afraid that you'll ask him the name of the king written in the writing of Facsimile No. 3 and he just doesn't know what to say because Joseph Smith lied about it -- and he knows that. Poor Simon.

Paul O


What Simon fears most of all is that his true identity will be revealed. I think that is pretty obvious.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Kishkumen »

Runtu wrote:Same reason I chickened out last night: You're one scary mofo.


You came out alright last year--health and virtue intact even.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_MrStakhanovite
_Emeritus
Posts: 5269
Joined: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:32 am

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _MrStakhanovite »

I'm tellin' you guys...there is a secret there. I just know it.
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Kishkumen »

MrStakhanovite wrote:I'm tellin' you guys...there is a secret there. I just know it.


I am beginning to believe it. Simon and stem are punking all of us.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_Shulem
_Emeritus
Posts: 12072
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:48 am

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Shulem »

What Simon fears most of all is that his true identity will be revealed. I think that is pretty obvious.



So, Simon is larger than life on paper only and smaller than the the king's name in Facsimile No. 3 in real life. I get it.

Thanks.

Paul O
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Kishkumen »

Shulem wrote:So, Simon is larger than life on paper only and smaller than the the king's name in Facsimile No. 3 in real life. I get it.

Thanks.

Paul O


Maybe we'll find out one day.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_Shulem
_Emeritus
Posts: 12072
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:48 am

Re: Simon's Snub

Post by _Shulem »

Maybe we'll find out one day.



What is it that we will find out, Kish? Is Simon larger than life or is there really a king's name in Facsimile No. 3 that no one can read?

Regardless, the testimony of Joseph Smith is dead.

Paul O
Post Reply