I recently came across a document that was written by Lao Tze. Here it is:
Through the gift and power of God, I have translated this text and learned that Rodney Dangerfield, who is a Martian, is the current President of the United States.
None of you know the precise mechanism of how I translated this text.
However, because my claims are religious in nature, they cannot be falsified.
I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify with all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
Cease and desist your evil ways and repent and come to P.F. Chang's for a lovely dinner.
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How do you know what you translated in on the document you have? Is it possible that what you translated may be on a missing portion that heretofore you were unaware of? Please prove that it was not.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
The Mighty Builder wrote:I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify will all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
I heard that your biases got you thrown off John Gee's dissertation committee, so you obviously have an axe to grind and thus your opinion on this is unreliable.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify will all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.
Cease and desist your evil ways and repent and come to P.F. Chang's for a lovely dinner.
Damn, Chang's! I wish I were in SLC tonight. I'd crash TMB's table for great vittles and even greater conversation.
Hasa Diga Eebowai wrote:Each character could actually fill a book, it records the history of a people that lived on the moon and were dressed like Quakers.
In reality though it is actually a masonic cipher hidden in Chinese characters otherwise known as Reformed chinese. You'll notice in the third row that there is a gap with a character missing.
Through revelation I have restored this lost character:
I have a book that will be published by MI 500 pages long. No one has seen this book, but it exists, trust me. It is so intense that no one has lived after reading it. Pray about it you'll know it's true.
Amen,
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Yes, I'm familiar with that character. Very hard to pronounce, though. When pronounced correctly it should sound like a baby elephant being beaten to death with an accordion.
