Nowhere did I indicate that I believe the pains and sorrows suffered by Jesus were limited to either gender. But, I believe you did.
Doctrines and Covenants of The Church of Darth J, Chapter 1:
The savior of humankind was a hermaphrodite. This allowed her/him to literally and vicariously feel the sensations of several trillion males and females engaging in non consensual intercourse from the beginning of time in a single apex of both pain and pleasure.
Simon Belmont wrote:Nowhere did I indicate that I believe the pains and sorrows suffered by Jesus were limited to either gender. But, I believe you did.
Doctrines and Covenants of The Church of Darth J, Chapter 1:
The savior of humankind was a hermaphrodite. This allowed her/him to literally and vicariously feel the sensations of several trillion males and females engaging in non consensual intercourse from the beginning of time in a single apex of both pain and pleasure.
Thus spoke Darth J.
Well, that would certainly explains the teachings of the LDS church...are you saying that its not possible that Jesus was a hermaphrodite?
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"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents "I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
Whelp, I met Darth J's challenge, and proved that he does, in fact, consistently misrepresent what The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches.
But tomorrow, it will be business as usual for Darth J., as he combs through more old Era, Liahona, and Ensign magazines looking for little out of context quotations he'll use to misrepresent the church.
Simon Belmont wrote:Whelp, I met Darth J's challenge, and proved that he does, in fact, consistently misrepresent what The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches.
But tomorrow, it will be business as usual for Darth J., as he combs through more old Era, Liahona, and Ensign magazines looking for little out of context quotations he'll use to misrepresent the church.
C'est la vie.
Ah, self-deception, a staple of Simonism belief. Good on you! The church of simon belmont has been defended once again by its leading apologist. You are the DCP of simonism...
"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents "I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
Simon Belmont wrote:Are you aware that 9 out of 10 Biblical scholars agree that Jesus Christ did not have the proper plumbing with which to feel the sensation of a man raping a woman?
He didn't have a brain?
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
Simon Belmont wrote:Whelp, I met Darth J's challenge, and proved that he does, in fact, consistently misrepresent what The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints teaches.
But tomorrow, it will be business as usual for Darth J., as he combs through more old Era, Liahona, and Ensign magazines looking for little out of context quotations he'll use to misrepresent the church.
C'est la vie.
I count this as another Simon Belmont epic fail.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
Kishkumen wrote:Christ didn't suffer all things? Huh.
Christ did not suffer an exhaustive litany empathizing every imaginable sin but suffered the reconciliation for all. It was a singular manner of atonement which was very exquisite and hard to bear. All sin will be reconciled with or without Christ to roll off the kingdom perfectly balanced in the end. Does that resonate with you physical scientists?
D&C 19:15-19 15 Therefore I command you to repent—repent, lest I smite you by the rod of my mouth, and by my wrath, and by my anger, and your sufferings be sore—how sore you know not, how exquisite you know not, yea, how hard to bear you know not. 16 For behold, I, God, have suffered these things for all, that they might not suffer if they would repent; 17 But if they would not repent they must suffer even as I; 18 Which suffering caused myself, even God, the greatest of all, to tremble because of pain, and to bleed at every pore, and to suffer both body and spirit—and would that I might not drink the bitter cup, and shrink— 19 Nevertheless, glory be to the Father, and I partook and finished my preparations unto the children of men.
Kishkumen wrote:Thanks for the clarification, Nightlion.
You're better at this than Simon.
There is no doubt Nighlion speaks and writes more eloquently than I do. However, our points are the same.
And my point has been demonstrated beyond reasonable doubt: Darth J consistently misrepresents the positions, teachings, and doctrines of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.