Religious Claims Cannot Be Falsified

[_Hades]

Darth, if you used a rock in a hat for this translation, then I won't even question it.

[_MrStakhanovite]

Pretty sure this document is actually a written code, produced by GeorgeSmith.

[_Simon Belmont]

However, because my claims are religious in nature, they cannot be falsified.

Correct. Now build a 14 million member religion out of it.

[_The Mighty Builder]

I too have had the power of translation and in reading what you have posted can testify will all the power of the Universe that this is in fact an order for Chinese Fried rice and an Eggroll.

I heard that your biases got you thrown off John Gee's dissertation committee, so you obviously have an axe to grind and thus your opinion on this is unreliable.

This coming from a supporter of Panda Express, as if that is Real Chinese food.

[_Sethbag]

Through the gift and power of God, I have translated this text and learned that Rodney Dangerfield, who is a Martian, is the current President of the United States.

I'm sorry Darth, but you only thought you were translating this text. In reality you were simply channeling the Holy Spook as it dictated the text through you. The Spook told you you were translating in order not to freak you out.

[_brade]

This thread delivers.

[_Stormy Waters]

After prayerful consideration it has been privately revealed to me that this is a correct and true translation. I know Darth J has been inspired to provide us with this important information in these latter days. I know some "experts" claim that this an ordinary chinese take-out menu, but it is because they lack the faith to ask God with true intent if these things are true.
I know Rodney Dangerfield is the true president of the United States.

[_Morley]

Hey Mary...

[_ludwigm]

If we interpret the text, there is, or inotherword (word copyright J.S.) can be five different level or inotherword five different grade of interpretation, which can produce different or inotherword not the same meaning. The church has no official opinion about which is which. And we don't teach it.

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My private opinion, as a prophet.
Rodney Dangerfield may be the current President of the United States (I am sorry but I don't care who is) but he is not a Martian.
We, Hungarians are the real Martians and there is no Dangerfield among us.
See
- wikipedia
and
- Hungarian Academy of Sciences, Central Physical Research Institute (KFKI)

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A saying circulated among us that two intelligent species live on Earth: Humans and Hungarians - as Isaac Asimov recalled.

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- The American word "movie" probably derived from the Hungarian "mozi. " Cynics says that Hungarians created America's Hollywood before other Hungarians less destructively created America's A-bomb.

[_Morley]

...full of Tao...