Fortune telling, money digging, juggling,
wicked, cheat, liar, profane, intemperate,
quarrelsome, not good character, gold Bible
company, indolent, lying, notoriously bad,
wife whipper, destitute of moral character,
visionary, addicted to vicious habits; and add
to this catalogue, the ridiculous stories that
went the rounds of the religious papers concerning
the “Angel Caught;” and the walking
on the water story; and the murder story;
together with “Adultery,” and the love tale of
Mr. Smith’s stealing his wife; and then the all
things common; together with doing away
with matrimony; and then the Treason against
Government; the stirring up of the Slaves
against their Masters; the instigating of the
Indians to war and bloodshed; together with
driving the inhabitants of Jackson County,
Missouri, from their houses and lands, and the
taking possession of them by force. . . . Perhaps
they might have added the story of eating their
own children; and of having hairy throats, and
but one eye, and that in the middle of their
foreheads. . . . We are willing to give our enemies,
. . . together with his Satanic majesty;
great credit, for inventive and fertile imaginations,
as well as for great credulity.
I wonder if he realized at the time how much of it was actually true?