The MDB Ward

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_MrStakhanovite
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The MDB Ward

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List the various callings and jobs within a ward and who’d you wish to fill them:

For starters, I'd like to see Consiglieri be our Bishop.
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_Fence Sitter
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I'd like to see Darth & BC team teach gospel doctrine. You could sell tickets for that class.
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_MrStakhanovite
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I had Darth as pegged for teaching/babysitting Rambo, Zeez and me in primary.
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_Rambo
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MrStakhanovite wrote:I had Darth as pegged for teaching/babysitting Rambo, Zeez and me in primary.


Am I teaching primary or am I in primary?
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_MrStakhanovite
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You are in primary with me and Zeez.
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_Sethbag
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I volunteer to hand out programs before sacrament meeting.
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_schreech
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MrStakhanovite wrote:You are in primary with me and Zeez.


Jesus wants stak/rambo/zeez for a sunBEAM!

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_Quasimodo
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Put me down for going fishing on Sunday while the rest of you are in church.
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_MrStakhanovite
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Quasimodo wrote:Put me down for going fishing on Sunday while the rest of you are in church.


Not so fast. You aren't going anywhere till we assign you some missionaries to invite you every sunday.
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Re: The MDB Ward

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I'll be the apostate--the 'inactive'--that the PEC can talk about each Sunday morning, early, how to reactivate, each knowing I'll never reactivate, but going through the reactivation discussion every Sunday morning.
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