The MDB Ward

[_Hades]

I would like to apply for the usher/bouncer position. Consiglieri, get to praying the Holy Ghost likes me for this spot too.

[_MCB]

I'll be at Mass. 45 minutes. Nothing better.

[_just me]

HAHAHAHA! Classic.

I would like to be a priest. I'll bless the bread and wine.

I think that Blixa should be the Relief Society teacher.

I think Liz should be in charge of music.

LDST could be the high counselor.

Franktalk could be High Priest group leader.

subgenius can be the Ward Mission Leader.

Nightlion can be the prophet...or if we can only have ward and stake level callings he'll be the guy in the ward who gets revelations and dreams dreams.

Jo can be the Relief Society President.

Some Schmo can be the Ward Clerk.

schreech can be a deacon and collect fast offerings.

Buffalo....hmmm. Buff is the scout master.

Harmony is in charge of activities...even though they don't have a committee or official calling anymore.

Jason Bourne, I would like him as bishop.

Consig should be his first counselor.

beastie should be second counselor.

Fence sitter can be in charge of the ward bulletin.

Darth J is the Gospel Doctrine teacher.

BCspace is the seminary teacher.

Droopy and Sethbag are the greeters.

why me could be a teacher so he can get the table prepped for sacrament.

Zee is the Primary President.

Rambo is the ward single adult rep.

Runtu is the Gospel Essentials Instructor.

Ceeboo and MCB are investigators.

Jersey Girl is the Sunbeam teacher.

Honor is the Young Mens President.

KimberlyAnn is the Young Womens President.

MrStak is the Ward Librarian.

sock puppet and Quasimodo are the ward projects...gone inactive and we're trying to fellowship them.

Hades is the ward Temple preparation teacher.

[_Quasimodo]

Put me down for going fishing on Sunday while the rest of you are in church.

Not so fast. You aren't going anywhere till we assign you some missionaries to invite you every sunday.

LOL! That's fine as long as they are willing to visit me on a trout stream somewhere and don't make much noise (scaring the fish).

[_just me]

OMG, I forgot so many people I am embarrassed.

Shulem is the Young Men's first counselor.

Polygamy Porter is the YM 2nd counselor.

GR33N teaches the 13-14 year old SS class.

Kevin Graham is the ward Family History specialist.

I'll do more as I think of them.

[_honorentheos]

Honor is the Young Mens President.

KimberlyAnn is the Young Womens President.

Shulem is the Young Men's first counselor.

Polygamy Porter is the YM 2nd counselor.

Young Men/Young Women super activity this year: all three days, both weekends, at Coachella? I'm thinking the youth need to gain a testimony of Radiohead.

Oh, and I'm hoping that Esias gets to prepare the sacrament. At least on the Sundays we're at Coachella.

[_Quasimodo]

sock puppet and Quasimodo are the ward projects...gone inactive and we're trying to fellowship them.

Careful, we may lead YOU astray.

[_MCB]

I would be a VERY dangerous investigator. Like, if I ask a question, and the response is not an answer, I ask it again, giving a clue as to the true answer, and again, honing in on the truth. Naught naughty nasty. Would give gollum a very nasty headache, yes it would.

[_honorentheos]

sock puppet and Quasimodo are the ward projects...gone inactive and we're trying to fellowship them.

Careful, we may lead YOU astray.

Why would you want to? Just me officiating at the sacramental table each Sunday by itself makes it worth missing half a football game. If Shulem handles the, um, water and Esias the <cough> bread I think that would be the beginnings of a great meeting. :)

[_Doctor Scratch]

I guess that means that I'm stuck being The Adversary?