The MDB Ward

[_MCB]

Yeah, the prosecutor on prison fare [bread and water]

If you are the devil, then I am a demoness. We honor the memory of Korihor.

[_Quasimodo]

I guess that means that I'm stuck being The Adversary?

Scratch, I voting for you as prophet. I'm not sure if you will accept the nomination, though.

I'm hoping that you will do away with the Word of Wisdom.

[_just me]

Our emblems do not include water! Wine is the only acceptable thing (although we will have a few cups of water for our recovering alcoholic members).

Uncle Dale is the compassionate service leader.

thews is the food storage specialist.

Scratch teaches the 17-18 year old class. Get's them ready for the real world.

Shades is the literacy counselor (ok, this is typically the 1st counselor to the Relief Socety, but we are all about equal opportunity here)

Kishkumen is the Sunday School President.

drifting teaches the 15-16 year old SS class.

Hoops is in charge of Basketball for all the youth.

café crema is the primary music specialist.

[_just me]

Damn, we have a lot of participants on this board! I keep thinking of more people!

[_asbestosman]

I guess that means that I'm stuck being The Adversary?

Which was the calling for ward gossiper again--elder's quorum president or bishop?

We might also vote you as ward historian (distortian) for your ZLMB expose thread.

[_sock puppet]

I guess that means that I'm stuck being The Adversary?

Which was the calling for ward gossiper again--elder's quorum president or bishop?

We might also vote you as ward historian (distortian) for your ZLMB expose thread.

asbestosman, you cannot be in chard of ward activities. You'd probably ban lime jell-o from being brought to the ward banquet.

[_zeezrom]

Haha what's with my gravitation toward primary? I think it's because I'm still stuck on the basics. I could never get past the milk. I'm sooooo confused about Shulem. Mr. Schryver, who is that guy? No. Never mind. I could never understand your explanation. I'll stay in primary.

Just Me would make the best GD instructor, Blixa, the Relief Society pres, MSJack the bish, Jersey Girl the choir director, Sock Puppet the HP Group Leader, honerentheos the EQ instructor, Stak the hymn book organizer, Kish the bell ringer, Ceeboo the deacons quorum advisor, and of course café would be activities committee and make sure to spike the hot cocoa with some coffee. Truth Dancer would, of course be the GA rep for our ward. Aristotle Smith would make a great assistant GD teacher.

[_zeezrom]

Buff and Hades are those two guys in the back row of EQ.

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

I guess the only calling left for me to take is the Stake Dance Music Reviewer. Yeah, that's right, the Stake Dance Music Reviewer. I will go over the music the youth will play at dances and review if it is appropriate.

Thanks for bogarting all the good callings, just me.

[Guest]

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