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Everybody Wang Chung wrote:I guess the only calling left for me to take is the Stake Dance Music Reviewer. Yeah, that's right, the Stake Dance Music Reviewer. I will go over the music the youth will play at dances and review if it is appropriate.

Thanks for bogarting all the good callings, just me.


Thanks for making me laugh so hard! I ran out of steam, but I have a bunch more people to put in callings!!!
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Put me down for not-so-golden eternal investigator with the potential for a future calling to ward librarian (should I progress). Keep your fingers crossed, the spirit is strong in this place.
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I have always aspired to be the 1st counselor of the Hall Monitoring Presidency.
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Visiting heathen.
Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07

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I am the investigator forever.
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just me wrote:drifting teaches the 15-16 year old SS class.



Oh great I get the 'easy' one!

Sod it, I'm running my class from the nearest McDonalds...
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zeezrom wrote:Buff and Hades are those two guys in the back row of EQ.


Scratch and DCP are the two High Priests who were the best of friends but now don't speak because one or the other offended the other one some time ago. So long in fact that they can't actually remember what the problem was but it was definitely the others fault and THEY'RE STILL DAMN ANGRY ABOUT IT......
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric

"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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Doctor Scratch wrote:I guess that means that I'm stuck being The Adversary?


No...you're the Stake President! Shades and Simon are your counselors. ;-)

ETA--DCP is your Secretary.
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Leave me out of the Relief Society, please.

I'll teach knitting, embroidery and crochet to pre-correlated Primary girls...
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