The MDB Ward

[_Yoda]

I will gladly accept the calling as the Ward Music Specialist and Primary Pianist. It is what I have done for the last 30 years or so. I think I have the knack by now. LOL

ETA--If Zee, Rambo, and Stak are in Primary, I will have to keep from falling off the piano bench while laughing! :D

[_Molok]

Ill stand outside screaming that you are all going to hell, waving garments on a pole and getting in fist fights with Simon.

[_Yoda]

Ill stand outside screaming that you are all going to hell, waving garments on a pole and getting in fist fights with Simon.

I'll sell tickets! LOL

[_sock puppet]

Ill stand outside screaming that you are all going to hell, waving garments on a pole and getting in fist fights with Simon.

Molok, your post wins the thread.

[_honorentheos]

Ill stand outside screaming that you are all going to hell, waving garments on a pole and getting in fist fights with Simon.

Molok, your post wins the thread.

+1

Too funny, Molok!

[_Buffalo]

I'll be fast asleep on the back row.

[_Some Schmo]

I'll be fast asleep on the back row.

Heh, I thought the same thing. Of course, I'll also be blowing silent farts and blaming it on my neighbors by looking at them in disgust.

[_jo1952]

HAHAHAHA! Classic.

I would like to be a priest. I'll bless the bread and wine.

I think that Blixa should be the Relief Society teacher.

I think Liz should be in charge of music.

LDST could be the high counselor.

Franktalk could be High Priest group leader.

subgenius can be the Ward Mission Leader.

Nightlion can be the prophet...or if we can only have ward and stake level callings he'll be the guy in the ward who gets revelations and dreams dreams.

Jo can be the Relief Society President.

Some Schmo can be the Ward Clerk.

schreech can be a deacon and collect fast offerings.

Buffalo....hmmm. Buff is the scout master.

Harmony is in charge of activities...even though they don't have a committee or official calling anymore.

Jason Bourne, I would like him as bishop.

Consig should be his first counselor.

beastie should be second counselor.

Fence sitter can be in charge of the ward bulletin.

Darth J is the Gospel Doctrine teacher.

BCspace is the seminary teacher.

Droopy and Sethbag are the greeters.

why me could be a teacher so he can get the table prepped for sacrament.

Zee is the Primary President.

Rambo is the ward single adult rep.

Runtu is the Gospel Essentials Instructor.

Ceeboo and MCB are investigators.

Jersey Girl is the Sunbeam teacher.

Honor is the Young Mens President.

KimberlyAnn is the Young Womens President.

MrStak is the Ward Librarian.

sock puppet and Quasimodo are the ward projects...gone inactive and we're trying to fellowship them.

Hades is the ward Temple preparation teacher.

This is great! I would only change a few of the people - but won't say which ones cuz I don't wish to offend.....(she said as the PC RSP).

Love,

jo

[_jo1952]

Buff and Hades are those two guys in the back row of EQ.

Scratch and DCP are the two High Priests who were the best of friends but now don't speak because one or the other offended the other one some time ago. So long in fact that they can't actually remember what the problem was but it was definitely the others fault and THEY'RE STILL DAMN ANGRY ABOUT IT......

Awesome!!

jo

[_jo1952]

I'll be fast asleep on the back row.

LDST is the guy who is passed out next to you.

jo