I would like to thank Just Me for my calling as the ward bulletin scribe. Clearly this is an inspired calling. She recognized my abilities to spel: and punctuate correctly!, along with a propensity to write short worthless blubs that no one reads. I would like to remind everyone to get the announcements in to me two weeks before you know what they are so I can include them in the bulletin after the event date occurs.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
I'll be the guy who brings his inappropriate girl friend. You know, the girl with too many earrings, too short of shirt, too smart, too classy, too 'of the world.' What's worse, we'll both know all of the songs by heart and sing our parts with fervor.
Rambo, I'm laughing so hard.. I'm gonna get you for that!
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden ~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
Is shelling out for a sex change a valid welfare item in the CHI?
In cases where there are not enough priests to bless the sacrament, counsel with the Young Women's president and her counselors and select a righteous laurel.......
Last edited by Guest on Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.