Who was Eve's mother?
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Who was Eve's mother?
If Eve was created by God from Adam's rib wasn't she the product of a relationship between two males?
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Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Fence Sitter wrote:If Eve was created by God from Adam's rib wasn't she the product of a relationship between two males?
Eve was cloned from Adam's rib and given the missing piece of the Y chromosome to enable participation in the Relief Society.
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I like to imagine that Eve burst out of Adam's side, fully armed with all manner of weapons.
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zeezrom wrote:I like to imagine that Eve burst out of Adam's side, fully armed with all manner of weapons.
Sort of like the creature did in the early scenes of Alien?
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I am just wondering how she managed to avoid gender conflict issues if she did not have any role model to follow.
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Fence Sitter wrote:I am just wondering how she managed to avoid gender conflict issues if she did not have any role model to follow.
Like this? http://LDS.org/ensign/2011/06/moms-comm ... Mini+skirt
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
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zeezrom wrote:[this? http://LDS.org/ensign/2011/06/moms-comm ... Mini+skirt
"She was aware that her clothing would need to be modest to cover the temple garment she would be wearing."
[imagine some words here, which would ordain this comment to the outer darkness]
The garments are the things which I never forgive that DAMNED socalledchurch.
And that stupid founder of it.
And that brainless prophetsseersrevelators since then.
And the troglodyte followers.
My wife was and is as attractive as any woman can (by the way we are 66, my age-group know what I speak about... ).
And I should gaze at that disgusting pieces day-by-day, instead of her body...
[some (many) fourletterwords... Hungarian is rich of that words, You should know them all to use them as necessary]
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Who was Eve's mother?
"temple"
"saints"
Please do search the meaning of that words. The real ones. And there are a lot of redefined, explained away or misused ones.
Don't care uneducated farmboys!
Please don't piss against the wind... It is futile.
"saints"
Please do search the meaning of that words. The real ones. And there are a lot of redefined, explained away or misused ones.
Don't care uneducated farmboys!
Please don't piss against the wind... It is futile.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Who was Eve's mother?
ludwigm wrote:My wife was and is as attractive as any woman can (by the way we are 66, my age-group know what I speak about... ).
And I should gaze at that disgusting pieces day-by-day, instead of her body...
You, Sir. You have a legitimate complaint. Eastern European women are beautiful.
I feel for you.
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Re: Who was Eve's mother?
Eve's mother was Adam's mother in law...oh wait...they weren't married...
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Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator