side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread
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Re: First Missionary Visit with Jersey Girl
A frail voice comes through. "Who is it?"
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side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread
use this thread for comments on the missionary discussions going on with Jersey Girl. She doesn't want other commentary in the other thread.
Thank you very much!
Elder Zee
Thank you very much!
Elder Zee
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)
The Holy Sacrament.
The Holy Sacrament.
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Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread
I've removed my reply to the First Visit thread - "In answer to their knocking, the sliding of a shotgun cartridge into the barrel gives a hollow reply.", and replaced it with something a little less sinister.
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Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread
I'm gonna get an ulcer.
Just sayin'
Just sayin'
Failure is not falling down but refusing to get up.
Chinese Proverb
Chinese Proverb
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Re: First Missionary Visit with Jersey Girl
Out of nowhere, a hard snowball smacks Elder Zee in the back of his head.
Reeling in pain as they wait in the cold, Elder Zee belts out, "Gosh Dang to HECK! That fricKING hurt!"
"SEE! They need to make Garment® Hoodies!", screams Elder Tee.
Reeling in pain as they wait in the cold, Elder Zee belts out, "Gosh Dang to HECK! That fricKING hurt!"
"SEE! They need to make Garment® Hoodies!", screams Elder Tee.
New name: Boaz
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Re: side comments for the Jersey Girl Missionary thread
"What the fetch do you mean, Elder Tee?" said Elder Zee, more annoyed at his companions outburst. "Heavenly Father has sent this message, by way of the Prophet, that we are to suffer like those who came before us. Don't you see that it is His way of re-enforcing our testimony?"
"Forget you!", cried Tee. "He's small, alone and over 8 years old. "Feel the power of the restored gospel!", as he takes a small blue book from his backpack and launches it at the heavily wrapped-up figure.
As a side note....How have I became OP?
"Forget you!", cried Tee. "He's small, alone and over 8 years old. "Feel the power of the restored gospel!", as he takes a small blue book from his backpack and launches it at the heavily wrapped-up figure.
As a side note....How have I became OP?