sock puppet wrote: The doctor comments every year on what a lovely daughter I have.
ludwigm wrote:Warning: Next year You must prepare Your answer to a proposal.
sock puppet wrote:Yeah, if the opthamologist asks me for my 'daughter's' hand in marriage, what would be the best quip to answer him back?
Reminds me of a joke.
Man walking down the street see's a beggar with a dog beside him.
Man puts a dollar in the begging bowl and asks ''Does your dog bite?''
''No'' the beggar replies.
Man bends down to stroke the dog and is promptly bitten by it.
''I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?''
''It doesn't, that is not my dog...''