why me wrote: Husband and wife are planning on having sex. It is all planned by phone from the office. After a hard day at work both are ready for some hot action. Wife puts on her really sexy underwear. The kind that would make any husband's mouth water. And the guy wears the wife's favorite pair of fruit of the looms...the ones with a superman symbol over the crotch. And after some hot foreplay, the action really begins. Afterwards, after some rest together...they put back on their garments with a nice smile on their faces and love in their eyes.
I am now going to go and chop off my penis and testicles and wash the wound with a mixture of salt and vinegar, as punishment for reading Why Me's effed up notions of sex.
Blixa, you better be reading this.
H.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level." ~ Ernest Becker "Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death." ~ Simone de Beauvoir
why me wrote:Husband and wife are planning on having sex. It is all planned by phone from the office. After a hard day at work both are ready for some hot action. Wife puts on her really sexy underwear. The kind that would make any husband's mouth water. And the guy wears the wife's favorite pair of fruit of the looms...the ones with a superman symbol over the crotch. And after some hot foreplay, the action really begins. Afterwards, after some rest together...they put back on their garments with a nice smile on their faces and love in their eyes.
Why me, I'll freely admit it: I know way more about your sexual proclivities than I ever wanted to.
why me wrote:Husband and wife are planning on having sex. It is all planned by phone from the office. After a hard day at work both are ready for some hot action. Wife puts on her really sexy underwear. The kind that would make any husband's mouth water. And the guy wears the wife's favorite pair of fruit of the looms...the ones with a superman symbol over the crotch. And after some hot foreplay, the action really begins. Afterwards, after some rest together...they put back on their garments with a nice smile on their faces and love in their eyes.
Why me, I'll freely admit it: I know way more about your sexual proclivities than I ever wanted to.
I still shudder at the sight of light cotton.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
And for what it's worth, there is a new style of women's garment that is basically white spandex. I only know one person who wears it, but it's been very popular with her.