Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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And here I thought all the masturbation talk was quietly dropping off and then someone starts another thread about it. Is this another pot calling the kettle black?
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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bcspace wrote:What leftists do with their brains is analogous to what they do with their hands.


They use both, huh? Just like those Leftists to do the opposite of Rightists.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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I think that it is a main focus for this board. How many masturbation threads have we had in the last two years? Many. The people here love to masturbate, regardless if they are married or not. They also want their children to have fun too. But it has become an obsession here. No question about it.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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I'll take this question as referring to the fact that there are from time to time threads on this board that discuss the reported experience of former members of the CoJCoLDS (of both genders) who say that they were sometimes or even often asked about masturbation by their bishops, from early adolescence onwards.

Why do they raise this point on this board? I suggest

1. Because after leaving the CoJCoLDS they realize how completely bizarre all this seems to those who do not know their former religion from the inside. Personally, I was particularly astonished to hear that if my daughter had been brought up LDS, she might in her early teens have been in a room alone with an adult male authority figure who asked her what she did with herself in her privacy. Yuk.

2. Because they know it will annoy TBMs, who will often try to deny that it ever happened, deny that the complainant was ever LDS, and so on, only to be contradicted by LDS on the board in good standing who themselves think that these interrogations are out of order.

This has, so far as I can see, nothing to do with their political affiliations.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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moksha wrote:They use both, huh? Just like those Leftists to do the opposite of Rightists.

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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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why me wrote:I think that it is a main focus for this board. How many masturbation threads have we had in the last two years? Many. The people here love to masturbate, regardless if they are married or not. They also want their children to have fun too. But it has become an obsession here. No question about it.


I think that something like 99% of the population likes to masturbate, at least occasionally. What's your point?
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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keithb wrote:
why me wrote:I think that it is a main focus for this board. How many masturbation threads have we had in the last two years? Many. The people here love to masturbate, regardless if they are married or not. They also want their children to have fun too. But it has become an obsession here. No question about it.


I think that something like 99% of the population likes to masturbate, at least occasionally. What's your point?


He is complaining that it gets talked about on this board from time to time.

My post above suggests why it is quite reasonable for that to be the case, given the personal histories of several posters who are former members of the CoJCoLDS.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Because we know it simultaneously titillates and invokes self-righteousness in believers, along with twinges of nagging guilt. What a delightful mix. Consider it an early Christmas present.
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Oh, and by the way, it's really, really funny to watch believers obsess over the fact that exbelievers sometimes talk about masturbation.

On a serious note, the freedom to masturbate and talk about that freedom is both actual and symbolic. Any organization that attempts to control such a private act is an organization that is attempting to control in general. Taking back that freedom is empowerment.
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