Buffalo wrote:Another damaging result of the the Church's anti-masturbation crusade since the 50's - women who don't masturbate before marriage will often have great difficulty orgasming after marriage. Masturbation is an important tool that helps women figure out exactly what will help them acheive orgasm.
In boys, it keeps their sex drive under control and helps prevent prostate cancer.
At the risk of TMI, my urologist (who is LDS, by the way) tells me that my lack of masturbation as a young man probably contributed to my recurring prostate infections, which started in my late twenties.
I wrote this for coggins a few years back (before he miraculously turned into Droopy) so I'll bring it back (reworked) for this occasion:
There once was this strange Droopy kid, You wouldn't believe what he did, He left himself loaded Until he exploded... If only he'd just milked his squid.
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
Buffalo wrote:Another damaging result of the the Church's anti-masturbation crusade since the 50's - women who don't masturbate before marriage will often have great difficulty orgasming after marriage. Masturbation is an important tool that helps women figure out exactly what will help them acheive orgasm.
In boys, it keeps their sex drive under control and helps prevent prostate cancer.
At the risk of TMI, my urologist (who is LDS, by the way) tells me that my lack of masturbation as a young man probably contributed to my recurring prostate infections, which started in my late twenties.
Not surprising. There's a reason that humans evolved the behavior of masturbation - it's good for you!
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
I believe science has proven that masturbation is a healthy act -- both good for the mind and the body. It also helps one to prepare to have a healthy sex life.
Masturbation is good. Every body needs it. Sadly, the Church is still living in the Dark Ages and is doing everything it can to scare boys into thinking it's wrong. Damn, I missed out on a lot of good masturbation as a youth because of the Mormon church.
So, the first earthquake that takes out a Mormon temple will make me smile.
One of that leftists/apostate: Trent Arsenault, Sperm Donor, Caught In Online Pornography :
"100 percent of my sexual energy is devoted to being a sperm donor," he said to Gawker. "Having those videos helps my sex drive [...] which is critical to being a guy with a 200 sperm count able to help three childless couples in one month get pregnant."
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco - To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
No CFR forthcoming? That's all right, its not a requirement here to answer one.
Buffalo wrote: Droopy thought that "little factories" was in reference to Korean sweatshops. :D
Quite the contrary, Buffalo. It would not have made any sense to Droopy if that thought had ever crossed his mind. The Church wants Mormons to touch those little Korean sweatshops--well, at least Mormon businessmen to exploit the Koreans working in them.
OK: leftist? I consider myself a bit of everything for I believe that's where truth lies. I'm registered "Independent" and vote accordingly. Seriously: do you think God is a Republican? A conservative? Nor do I think He's a Democrat or liberal. (He's a Zionist, but not in current political terms, and that's where we need to be; our present political affiliations will need to be quickly tossed when Christ comes to establish His kingdom, so I don't think we should be too attached to them, but that's a discussion for another time.)
Next: Apostate? I just got back from doing sealings and an endowment in the Mesa, Arizona temple. I try to get there at least once a month. I also have 160+ names for our ward youth to do baptisms for next month. I'm the ward membership clerk. I helped out at a D.I. store this week, and I'll be going to the chapel tomorrow to help the High Priests Group clean it up for Christmas services. Some apostate, huh?
Last: Obsessed with masturbation? My personal feelings are that it's one of the more misunderstood sins in the lexicon of evil, that it's over-rated and overdone. We need to go back to the root of the problem, Onan, as related in Gen. 38, and re-examine what was really the big deal in that event. I don't think it was his masturbation. (See my other two posts.) We need to get our heads screwed on straight as to what true sin is, and not be swayed by shock value.
P.S. Don't try for a job with Roper or Gallup. Your "poll" questions are highly slanted. You might try for a job as a pollster for the Republican party, however.
Droopy does not have the slightest idea what "life and lifestyle I desire to lead," nor does he have any idea what my political leanings are.
What you accept and defend, you teach.
Nothing is going to startle us more when we pass through the veil to the other side than to realize how well we know our Father [in Heaven] and how familiar his face is to us
- President Ezra Taft Benson
I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white.
