Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Droopy wrote:
You, sir, have cast away sacred things for the pottage in which you have been wallowing, in self serving grandeur, for a number of years now on this board. My "pearls" shall remain with me for the ears and eyes of those for whom it can be of some use and efficacy. Beyond that, I've seen profound, sacred things spat upon, vomited upon, impugned and mocked in this forum by the glorified high school clique that dominates this place for a long enough time to be well aware of under what circumstances to to go deeply into the doctrinal basis for a church standard or teaching, and with whom.


More word salad from the intellectually insecure, self-loathing closet case.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Droopy wrote:You, sir, have cast away sacred things for the pottage in which you have been wallowing, in self serving grandeur, for a number of years now on this board. My "pearls" shall remain with me for the ears and eyes of those for whom it can be of some use and efficacy. Beyond that, I've seen profound, sacred things spat upon, vomited upon, impugned and mocked in this forum by the glorified high school clique that dominates this place for a long enough time to be well aware of under what circumstances to to go deeply into the doctrinal basis for a church standard or teaching, and with whom.


Here's the difference, Loran. Neither of us has any grandeur to speak of, but at least I recognize that fact. What you're telling me is that, if you dare speak of the church's doctrines (of which I am well aware), you think I will spit on them and mock them because I wallow in self-serving grandeur.

What a load of tripe, Loran. You make unwarranted statements, and then when people like me call you on them, you pronounce nasty and self-righteous condemnation on us instead of backing up your statements, In other words, you run away, but not until after telling us what terrible, awful people we are.

If that is what passes for intellectual seriousness in your part of the world, so be it. Everywhere else, we recognize it for what it is: a weird mixture of mean-spiritedness and intellectual cowardice.
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Droopy wrote:

You, sir, have cast away sacred things for the pottage in which you have been wallowing, in self serving grandeur, for a number of years now on this board. My "pearls" shall remain with me for the ears and eyes of those for whom it can be of some use and efficacy. Beyond that, I've seen profound, sacred things spat upon, vomited upon, impugned and mocked in this forum by the glorified high school clique that dominates this place for a long enough time to be well aware of under what circumstances to to go deeply into the doctrinal basis for a church standard or teaching, and with whom.


Dear Jesus,

Please save me from your followers.

Hope you had a good Xmas.

Sorry, I meant Christmas.

Sincerely,
Beastie
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beastie wrote:Dear Jesus,

Please save me from your followers.

Hope you had a good Xmas.

Sorry, I meant Christmas.

Sincerely,
Beastie


I had a lovely Christmas. Hope you did, too. If nothing else, Droopy reminds me not to take any of this particularly seriously. I can't imagine seeing things in such stark terms: us vs. them, capitalist and classical liberals vs. socialists, righteous defenders of the faith vs. evil minions of Satan.

Meh. Life's too short.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Wait, I thought this thread was about lefties who masturbate. Since I'm right-handed, I guess I shouldn't comment.

H.
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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Jason Bourne wrote:
Droopy wrote:
You, sir, have cast away sacred things for the pottage in which you have been wallowing, in self serving grandeur, for a number of years now on this board. My "pearls" shall remain with me for the ears and eyes of those for whom it can be of some use and efficacy. Beyond that, I've seen profound, sacred things spat upon, vomited upon, impugned and mocked in this forum by the glorified high school clique that dominates this place for a long enough time to be well aware of under what circumstances to to go deeply into the doctrinal basis for a church standard or teaching, and with whom.


Wow Droopy, simply wow. This is a new low, even for you.



Its also, based upon long observation of Darth's posts and the attitudes, beliefs, and perspectives expressed therein, true, which is doubtless why it grates on you so.
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LDSToronto wrote:Wait, I thought this thread was about lefties who masturbate. Since I'm right-handed, I guess I shouldn't comment.

H.



Why worry about that when you can easily prevail upon justme or Paul to post some explicit photos of the activity in question taking place?

I'm sure, with just a little Google searching, pictorial evidence of ambidextrous activity of this kind can easily be unearthed.
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beastie wrote:
Droopy wrote:

You, sir, have cast away sacred things for the pottage in which you have been wallowing, in self serving grandeur, for a number of years now on this board. My "pearls" shall remain with me for the ears and eyes of those for whom it can be of some use and efficacy. Beyond that, I've seen profound, sacred things spat upon, vomited upon, impugned and mocked in this forum by the glorified high school clique that dominates this place for a long enough time to be well aware of under what circumstances to to go deeply into the doctrinal basis for a church standard or teaching, and with whom.


Dear Jesus,

Please save me from your followers.

Hope you had a good Xmas.

Sorry, I meant Christmas.

Sincerely,
Beastie



What applies to Darth here, applies equally but perhaps at fathoms yet deeper, to you, my child.
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Droopy wrote:Why worry about that when you can easily prevail upon justme or Paul to post some explicit photos of the activity in question taking place?

I'm sure, with just a little Google searching, pictorial evidence of ambidextrous activity of this kind can easily be unearthed.


Here's a little material for later, Droopy. Happy new year!

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Re: Why Are Leftists/Apostates Obsessed with Masturbation?

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Droopy wrote:
LDSToronto wrote:Wait, I thought this thread was about lefties who masturbate. Since I'm right-handed, I guess I shouldn't comment.

H.



Why worry about that when you can easily prevail upon justme or Paul to post some explicit photos of the activity in question taking place?



Wrong answer. I have never posted dick pics. Nor would I. It would be against the rules anyway.

I am more than happy to post kissing pictures if that is what you're after. :D
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