Dinner Conversations at the Smith Home

[_The Mighty Builder]

Joe I learned something disturbing today from Sister Eliza R. Snow.

What! Now Emma you know that she is single and crazy so you can’t believe anything she says. Plus I know by the power of discernment that she is a born liar.

Wait, what Joe? All I was going to say is the Sister Snow said the new Relief Society has a problem with gossip. What are you talking about?

Oh nothing Emma, just that you’re right to be disturbed by gossip.




Joe both of the Partridge sisters are nauseated and haven’t had their periods for two months now. What do you think is the problem? Should we take them to see a doctor.

What! Those sluts I told them to rinse with vinegar after we played find the Iron Rod.

Wait, what Joe? All I think is that they have been working too hard around the house and the farm and have become exhausted. What are you talking about?

Oh nothing Emma, just have them be careful around the stairs when they are cleaning. It can be dangerous, just ask Rocky Snow.

Yep, Horny Holy Joe as honest as the day is long.

[_Zelder]

I learned something new from this post: Vinegar has a long history of being used as a spermicide. However, I think they were supposed to inject the vinegar 10min prior to intercourse.

[_The Mighty Builder]

Joe I heard terrible stories today about someone in the leadership of the Church that is taking other women as his wife, is drinking and smoking, is a liar, is a money lover and a person of low morals and character.

I know Emma I have heard the same stories. I thought I could trust William Bennett, but he turned out to be all that you have said and worse. I’m afraid you can trust this gossip to be true.

Wait, what Joe, the stories I have heard are about YOU!!

What! Emma you know you can’t believe in gossip.

[_just me]

That's really an inappropriate dinner conversation...