Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
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Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
I guess Mormons aren't the only people with weird beliefs. It reminds me when I was a kid and BYU finished the season ranked #1 in 1984. It was common knowledge in my ward that God was responsible for that.
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
Fortunately, we keep the devil around to blame the losing seasons on.
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
Well. You know. With a 100 billion planets to manage He needs Tim Tebow to win a game.
Or the BYU Cougars.
Or the TCU Horned Frogs.
I forget who God loves to watch play sports these days....
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Or the BYU Cougars.
Or the TCU Horned Frogs.
I forget who God loves to watch play sports these days....
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Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
The title of this thread could have been "43% of people are sofa king we todd did."
There are wars raging around the world, famine, bigotry, pain, etc...good to know that what God really gives a d*mn about is football.
There are wars raging around the world, famine, bigotry, pain, etc...good to know that what God really gives a d*mn about is football.
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The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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aranyborju wrote:The title of this thread could have been "43% of people are sofa king we todd did."
There are wars raging around the world, famine, bigotry, pain, etc...good to know that what God really gives a d*mn about is football.
What's worse, I think, is that that many people believe that God really gives a damn about football. That's more frightening to me.
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
"How can we be sure God is rewarding Tim Tebow instead of just punishing us?" -- Jeff Sullivan (via Twitter)
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
brade wrote:
What's worse, I think, is that that many people believe that God really gives a damn about football. That's more frightening to me.
What makes you think He doesn't?
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aranyborju wrote:The title of this thread could have been "43% of people are sofa king we todd did."
There are wars raging around the world, famine, bigotry, pain, etc...good to know that what God really gives a d*mn about is football.
As we hear from the Bashawmanites.
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Hoops wrote:As we hear from the Bashawmanites.
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"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows." - Samuel Clemens
The name of the "king" in Facsimile No. 3 of the Book of Abraham is Isis. Yes...that is her name.
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Re: Poll: 43% believe God helps Tim Tebow win
Coming soon:
Patriots win 35-14. 43% think Tim Tebow sinned and thus God has forsaken him.
(by the way did anyone hear that rumor that Tebow broke up the marriage of female skier Lindsay Vonn?)

Patriots win 35-14. 43% think Tim Tebow sinned and thus God has forsaken him.
(by the way did anyone hear that rumor that Tebow broke up the marriage of female skier Lindsay Vonn?)

Whatever appears to be against the Book of Mormon is going to be overturned at some time in the future. So we can be pretty open minded.-charity 3/7/07
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MASH quotes
I peeked in the back [of the Bible] Frank, the Devil did it.
I avoid church religiously.
This isn't one of my sermons, I expect you to listen.