If you could be prophet for a day...

[_zeezrom]

What would you do?

I would ban suckers and set coffee free.

[_sunstoned]

I would publish all the financials.

[_ludwigm]

I would quit at the second minute of the day.

At the first one I would disband my church.

In the next 1438 (24*60-2) minute I would see every thing that I had made, and, behold, it was very good.
And the evening and the morning were the first and only day.

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The tenses I've used may be wrong. A prophet is a prophet when he is acting as such.

A god is a god when he is acting as such.


Heavenly Mother is doctrinal. © bcspace.

[_Morley]

I’d translate the sealed parts of the Book of Mormon; reinstitute the United Order and polygamy; reinstate the Adam-God doctrine; restore the long, woolen, red underwear garments; and then go to war against the US government. Then laugh my ass off.

Maybe this says too much about me.

[_Fence Sitter]

Do away with correlation, apologize in writing for the black priesthood ban, edit Book of Mormon & PoGP to eliminate the remaining references to skin color as evil, open the church vaults and financial records, acknowledge the attempts by the church to change and hide its own history, encourage open theological discussion and training at all levels, establish a clear method by which doctrine is established and changed, encourage members to learn about other faiths and how they differ from our own, establish an age limit for all general authorities to retire and move to emeritus status, change the method of succession so that the next prophet is not automatically the longest serving apostle, revise the LDS cannon so that references are included to where changes were made and why, encourage the use of the JST translation of the Bible, clearly state what a tithe is, revise the WoW to reflect actual dietary health concerns, issue revelations stating that homosexuality is not a sin and that women can hold the priesthood followed by an appointment of the first gay female general authority,and set apart BCSpace as a GA in charge of implementing all the changes.


When I finish all changes I would get my hat and the seer stone and see if I can translate any of the papyri.