Holy Cow!

[_SteelHead]

Well I did ask you last night to show what victories you are claiming.

Me, I see none.

Only opinions.

[_Yoda]

You're OK, kid.

Thanks, Droopy! ;-)

[_Droopy]

Am I the only one defending the Church here today? I'm beat. Victorious, but beat. Be back in a few hours. Some work has to be done even on Friday.

If I were ldsfags I'd be pretty offended by this claim. I guess he can't get no respect.

Anyhow, I always enjoy watching BCSpace claim victory. Sort of reminds me of someone else...

Seth didn't post a photo of himself making the announcement that bc had made the announcement. I just wanted to correct that oversight.

[_bcspace]

Ha! Well I certainly never claimed there were no American tanks in Baghdad. Anyone ever read "Thunder Run" by David Zucchino? Great military book. Warning: Soldier language.

[_bcspace]

Well I did ask you last night to show what victories you are claiming.

Me, I see none.

Only opinions.

And antiMormon victories claimed are not opinion? Besides you apparently not reading what I posted on the first page, consider also; Don't you think more and more critics and apologists alike are using the published works of the Church to discuss doctrine? That is a huge victory considering I was just about the only one on these two boards advocating the Church's position before Approaching Mormon Doctrine came out. I'm just not seeing much JoD anymore, are you?

[_LDSToronto]

You, myself, subgenius, and perhaps a couple other posters are the only ones defending the church here at all.

This board has been left to the anti-Mormon, commie-pinko, good time rock&roll, long haired, maggot infested, Birkenstock wearing, plastic banana, FM-type liberals for whom this board was created.

Two minutes hate begins now...

Hmmmm, let's see:

1. I'm not anti-Mormon. Technically, I'm still Mormon.
2. I voted Conservative in the last three federal elections, so I'm not a commie-pinko
3. I prefer alt-country and punk and alt-rock to rock n' roll
4. My hair is shorter than yours, Loran - I've seen your pics on youtube
5. I don't have maggots
6. I don't own Birkenstocks
7. What the hell is a plastic banana?
8. See #2

Guess me and you are on the same side! Well met, Brother Blood!

H.

[_Droopy]

1. I'm not anti-Mormon. Technically, I'm still Mormon.

Interesting weasel language, but unnecessary as I've already long understood you to be anti-LDS doctrine and policy in a number of areas.

2. I voted Conservative in the last three federal elections, so I'm not a commie-pinko

Just for a start, do you or do you not, for the record, support socialized healthcare (universal, single payer healthcare) homosexual marriage, steep, progressive taxes, and a substantial, government administered welfare state?

3. I prefer alt-country and punk and alt-rock to rock n' roll

Punk? OK...

4. My hair is shorter than yours, Loran - I've seen your pics on youtube

Then by now you know how fabulously handsome I am.

5. I don't have maggots

Alright.

6. I don't own Birkenstocks

Love beads?

7. What the hell is a plastic banana?

Its a seventies thing you wouldn't understand.

Guess me and you are on the same side! Well met, Brother Blood!

Hardly.

[_Shulem]

Holy Cow! It's like looking at a modern day Jesus, or something cool like that. Thanks, Droop.

Out of the mouth of babes . . . .

Paul O

[_Runtu]

That is the kind of church I want to think of, not the one that's about word games, dishonest pseudoscholarship, and, too often, anger and hatred.

One last thing, I want to be clear that I don't think you're being dishonest or hateful, but I do think your apologetics are not much more than silly word games. I am going to think about whether I ever did that. I hope not.

You'll be back for more, I promise. But do go to Church.

I won't do the former, but I'll probably do the latter. I just need to remember that apologetics is not what Mormonism is about. Thank you for making that much clear to me.

[_LDSToronto]

1. I'm not anti-Mormon. Technically, I'm still Mormon.

Interesting weasel language, but unnecessary as I've already long understood you to be anti-LDS doctrine and policy in a number of areas.

I'm pro-LDS-doctrinal-clarification

Just for a start, do you or do you not, for the record, support socialized healthcare (universal, single payer healthcare) homosexual marriage, steep, progressive taxes, and a substantial, government administered welfare state?

I believe two things are morally correct with respect to caring for others - Christ's teachings and King Benjamen's teachings.

Two beautiful examples of socialist thought.

I trust you agree.

6. I don't own Birkenstocks

Love beads?

Aren't Birkenstocks sandals? What are love beads?

Once again, same side Brother Blood.

H.