What is Considered Official LDS Doctrine?

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Softcore S&M is official church doctrine.

April 1991 Ensign

She reached for the pinewood paddle. The horror stories of a generation of blistered bottoms flashed across our memories. Mrs. Frost escorted us to opposite sides of the big oak desk. Staring across at Sara was like looking in the mirror at my own guilty, terrified face. “Now both of you close your eyes and keep them closed. What’s about to happen is not a pretty sight.”

She commanded us to bend way over the desk. We did. I wondered if Sara’s legs were shaking as badly as mine. Bobby McKinney always said it hurt worse if you tensed up. Would she spank me first or Sara?

WHAP! It was Sara. Sara gave kind of a delayed little whimper which made me start to sniffle. Sara started to cry. I wanted to look, but dared not. I tried to relax for my swat.

WHAP! Sara again, and that one sounded just wicked. Sara was sobbing by then. I joined in, out of sympathy or anxiety, I knew not.

The word of God.

[_consiglieri]

WHAP! Sara again, and that one sounded just wicked. Sara was sobbing by then. I joined in, out of sympathy or anxiety, I knew not.

I have sometimes thought this scene similar to Tom Sawyer's taking Becky's switching for her.

Only not so well told.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri

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WHAP! Sara again, and that one sounded just wicked. Sara was sobbing by then. I joined in, out of sympathy or anxiety, I knew not.

I have sometimes thought this scene similar to Tom Sawyer's taking Becky's switching for her.

Only not so well told.

All the Best!

--Consiglieri

Well, that's cuz young Tom was a masochist, and thought Becky might be more a sadist spectator. He's was hoping they were an S&M fit.

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Softcore S&M is official church doctrine....

surely that is not meant as a criticism but rather as an accolade.

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Softcore S&M is official church doctrine....

surely that is not meant as a criticism but rather as an accolade.

It does seem like the principle of obedience is an S&M game to them doesn't it?

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It does seem like the principle of obedience is an S&M game to them doesn't it?

There you are again, bcspace. Here, in case you missed it the other times:

(1) Saying that X is in Y is to say that everything in Y is X.

(2) Saying that teaching from Y ensures that pure X will be taught is the same as saying that everything in Y is pure X.

Is (1) true or false?

Is (2) true or false?

You seem to have a knack for not answering straightforward questions.

[_bcspace]

I have sometimes thought this scene similar to Tom Sawyer's taking Becky's switching for her.

If you look carefully enough, you might find some Huckleberry Finn in the doctrine......

[_Themis]

You seem to have a knack for not answering straightforward questions.

Whats funny is he probably thinks he is making the church look good.

[_bcspace]

You seem to have a knack for not answering straightforward questions.

You seem to have knack for ignoring uncomfortable answers.

Whats funny is he probably thinks he is making the church look good.

Since my target audience is the intellectually honest, I know I am.