1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining

[_Darth J]

--Read the Doctrine and Covenants using the voice of Patrick from "Spongebob Squarepants" in your mind to speak for the Lord.

[_Fence Sitter]

Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.

[_Mercury]

Imagine Joseph Smith running after his whores to yakety sax, like in Benny Hill while getting chased by the cops.

[_brade]

Wear temple clothes during service activities.

[_Blixa]

Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.

I'm trying to do that in my head and I can't.

[_Drifting]

Read the sacrament blessing using the same tone and cadence you hear at Mass.

I'm trying to do that in my head and I can't.

As a woman you can't read the sacrament blessing regardless of tone.
Your mental block is the HG confirming that.

[_just me]

Have a flashmob instead of a "rest hymn."

[_just me]

Bring in contemporary worship music and a band.

oh...

[_Darth J]

Start dropping hints in Sunday school that the reason we cannot find archaeological remains from the Nephites is that the Book of Mormon narrative happened on another planet, and that the vessels the Lord instructed Nephi and the brother of Jared to build were actually spaceships.

[_Runtu]

Read a talk from the Journal of Discourses in sacrament meeting, verbatim.