1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining

[_just me]

Replace the sacramental water with wine...and use larger cups.

[_Fence Sitter]

Stand up and start speaking in tongues in the middle of the High Counselor's talk.

And then ask him to interpret it when you are done.

[_just me]

Squirt guns

[_just me]

Darth: Best.Thread.EVER!

[_brade]

Explain in gospel doctrine that Heavenly Father guided evolution to the point where there were creatures on this Earth that had homo sapiens bodies in every respect, but they had spirits inside that were ever so slightly different than human spirits, and then Heavenly Father inspired two of these non-human spirits in homo sapiens bodies to mate, but He and Heavenly Mother implanted their own gametes into the respective testes and ovaries of the human bodies of the non-human spirits, and then caused human spirits to be born into the human bodies that were the issue of this inspired mating, and then God made these first two human spirits in human bodies immortal unless they ate fruit that made them understand the difference between good and evil, and that is how evolution is perfectly compatible with official LDS doctrine.

[_Drifting]

Get bcspace to rewrite "Mormon Doctrine".

[_schreech]

Visual aids (during chastity talks and lessons).

[_just me]

Chastity belts...and keys.

[_schreech]

warren jeffs or ron lafferty as guest speakers...

[_schreech]

licked cupcakes....