1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining
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_schreech
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
sacrament pickles....
"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
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_just me
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Costumes.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
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_just me
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Slides. and swings. and hot tubs.
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
~The Goddess is not separate from the world-She is the world and all things in it.~
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_Fence Sitter
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
After the giving the opening remarks and announcements at a meeting or class, invite some one to come up and give the closing prayer.
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"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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_Drifting
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Leave several pages blank at the end of the Doctrine & Covenants so that members can record and canonise personal revelation.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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_schreech
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
The LDS church should adopt a public tithe paying system during sacrament.
"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
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_Drifting
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
For the fifth Sunday joint Priesthood and Relief Society lesson nominate the subject as 'the do's and don't's of Mormon marital sex'.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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_schreech
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Drifting wrote:For the fifth Sunday joint Priesthood and Relief Society lesson nominate the subject as 'the do's and don't's of Mormon marital sex'.
Or...for the 5th sunday, wife swappin' just for the day...
"your reasoning that children should be experimented upon to justify a political agenda..is tantamount to the Nazi justification for experimenting on human beings."-SUBgenius on gay parents
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
"I've stated over and over again on this forum and fully accept that I'm a bigot..." - ldsfaqs
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_Dantana
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Joseph Smith. emperor type military uniforms for the bishopric.
Tiaras for toddlers with (the best) testimonies.
Tiaras for toddlers with (the best) testimonies.
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_Drifting
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Re: 1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaini
Have one Sunday a month where the women are the Priesthood holders.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator