1-Sentence Suggestions to Make the LDS Church Entertaining

[_Drifting]

Get the Bishopric to run Primary.

[_just me]

Marshmellow guns in Sacrament Meeting.

[_Mercury]

Start dropping hints in Sunday school that the reason we cannot find archaeological remains from the Nephites is that the Book of Mormon narrative happened on another planet, and that the vessels the Lord instructed Nephi and the brother of Jared to build were actually spaceships.

Its as plausible as the Book of Mormon, so you have that going for you.

[_Dantana]

Sac. catering by Hooters.

Skinhead guest speakers.

[_Molok]

Two (more) words : damned snake handling.

[Guest]

Also make some giant, ritualistic, Mormon themed bong and keep it passing through the crowd for the first hour.

[_just me]

strobe lights and a disco ball

OH!

or black lights

[_Fence Sitter]

or black lights

I suppose now that they have the priesthood it is okay if they have their own lights.

[_sock puppet]

Have a ward pageant with a reenactment of a Week in the Life of Joseph Smith, with the bishop playing JSJr and sisters, one 19 years of age and the other 14 years of age, playing Eliza Partridge and Emily Partridge, respectively, with each marriage portrayed and the bishop's wife as Emma in the narrative, completely clueless.

[_LDSToronto]

Snakes in a chapel...