update to the TRI - Garments

[_bcspace]

So what's the big deal?

No big deal. There's nothing strange about telling adults how to wear their underwear. Nothing intrusive and bizarre about that at all.

Sure there is. But this is about religious clothing.

[_Quasimodo]

Hey guys, Yeah, well I thought about it a few times over the years. Maybe god *refreshes* his protection envelopment program every couple of minutes.....to remain proactive ond on top of the worthyness curve. Maybe playing catch immediatly reduced my value base and dropped me under the cutoff line of coverage.....as, as I recall we had just finished up with a good deed somewhere.

Kinda sad to discover that God doesn't like baseball (even the bicycle kind). It should have been in the WoW.

[_Quasimodo]

Sure there is. But this is about religious clothing.

Religious knickers. Sacred religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers with lucky charms. Nothing bizarre about that.

[_harmony]

Sure there is. But this is about religious clothing.

Religious knickers. Sacred religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers with lucky charms. Nothing bizarre about that.

Just keep them off the floor!

[_Dantana]

Kinda sad to discover that God doesn't like baseball (even the bicycle kind). It should have been in the WoW.

Now that's funny!

And has gotten me to thinking. Since god seems hesitant to come out and....just really lay out all the rules for us, I propose a *Myth Busters* type of happastratus.

We put a TBM in a set of approved garments, hook em up to some sort of Tiawaneese hotwire torture contraption, the punishment which can be blocked through *worthy working* garments. We show the guy an array of pictures, hit the button, and figure this thing out by trial and error.

[_Quasimodo]

Kinda sad to discover that God doesn't like baseball (even the bicycle kind). It should have been in the WoW.

Now that's funny!

And has gotten me to thinking. Since god seems hesitant to come out and....just really lay out all the rules for us, I propose a *Myth Busters* type of happastratus.

We put a TBM in a set of approved garments, hook em up to some sort of Tiawaneese hotwire torture contraption, the punishment which can be blocked through *worthy working* garments. We show the guy an array of pictures, hit the button, and figure this thing out by trial and error.

Great idea! A sure hit reality show. Every week a new test of the garmies. Hotwire one week, cannon balls the next. Then explosions, car crashes, flame throwers, it's endless.

It's going to take a lot of TBMs. That should be no problem though. I'm sure the faithful would be glad to show their belief in the power of garmies. Hey! A great title "The Power of Garmies". The Discovery Channel will snap it up.

Let's do lunch.

[_bcspace]

Sure there is. But this is about religious clothing.

Religious knickers. Sacred religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers. Magic, sacred, religious knickers with lucky charms. Nothing bizarre about that.

It's all in how you take it. Some people are too prurient to realize they can think of higher things and still eat their cake.

[_Quasimodo]

It's all in how you take it. Some people are too prurient to realize they can think of higher things and still eat their cake.

Prurient? It's hard to think of garments in a sexy or lascivious way. Even the sexiest look a little dowdy in garmies. One is forced to think of higher things when viewing a lovely lady in garments. Eating cake might be a good alternative (more fattening, though).