A movie I'd like to see:
An anti, "Ethan Cruise" hangs from a heating vent (pipe organ), at CIA headquarters (Granite MT.) steals the NOC (none ofyour chiasmus} list, sells it to the commies (antis), then gets blown from a helicopter (Curlom) to a bullett train (Tapir)
Meanwhile, an anti "Ving Stickell" intercepts the commies and grabs the NOC list back because he's actually an *anti anti* and wants his job (wives) back.
Alternate (preferred) ending;
Ving is actually ultimately an anti anti anti, he sells the NOC list to "Kittridge" (Dr. Itch), who posts it on an anti anti anti website (Shady Towers) for all the world to see.
Curt