Will the Presidential Secret Service be needed if Mitt wins?

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Will the Presidential Secret Service be needed if Mitt wins?

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Given the fact that Romney sports the Magical Mormon Masonic Jesus Jammies®, I wonder if he wins the Republican nomination and then the presidency, will there be massive layoffs within the Presidential Secret Service?

I mean Romney is protected by God and his underpants right?

We all know he is attempting the president of the US thing just to get moved to the front of the line for President of LDS Inc without many years as one of the 12 prophet ass kissers.
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Those assigned to directly guard President Romney will be issued white Kevlar.
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Isn't the appropriate term "Joseph Jammie's"?
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:I mean Romney is protected by God and his underpants right?


Sadly garments don't appear to be bullet proof.
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I mean Romney is protected by God and his underpants right?


Not necessarily in any temporal sense.
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bcspace wrote:
I mean Romney is protected by God and his underpants right?


Not necessarily in any temporal sense.

And in what sense do the garments necessarily protect Romney?
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And in what sense do the garments necessarily protect Romney?


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