LDS Folk Proverbs and other such words of wisdom

[_Jersey Girl]

Hey All,

As is often the case, real life inspires a new topic. :-) I am working on a bit of sewing today and it's Sunday. I have to admit that whenever this happens, which isn't often since I avoid sewing like the plague, I cannot help but recall a little proverb that my mother used to share for just such an occasion.

"If you sew on Sunday, you'll have to take the stitches out with your nose when you die".

What are some examples of LDS types of proverbs or words of wisdom?

Trying to figure out how to sharpen my nose,
Jersey
:-)

[_LDSToronto]

What in the hell does that even mean?

Anyways, I can't think of too many off the top of my head, but one that comes up during Word of Wisdom talks/lessons is, "Many Mormons are digging their graves with a knife and fork".

H.

[_Jersey Girl]

What in the hell does that even mean?

Anyways, I can't think of too many off the top of my head, but one that comes up during Word of Wisdom talks/lessons is, "Many Mormons are digging their graves with a knife and fork".

H.

I don't know what the hell it means! But it still comes to mind having heard it repeated throughout my childhood and I still smile when I think of it! :-)

[_Jersey Girl]

Oh geez, look I googled it and it's on this list:

http://b1.1colony.com/tales.html

It had to be handed down from my maternal great grandmother who was Scottish. I don't know if that has anything to do with the origin or not.

[_Jersey Girl]

Okay, here's another one, not quite fitting the category but it comes from my growing up years at the Shore.

"Red sky at night, Sailor's Delight
Red sky at morning, Sailor's Warning"

It seemed to be true, or I might have simply believed it was true. I still recall it when I see the red sky while driving to work...and smile.

[_Sethbag]

This is kind of lame, but there's "the Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight" or fill in 11 oclock, or whatever other curfew time the given Mormon wants to set up for their kids.

[_zeezrom]

If you go to the dance in that miniskirt,
You'll find your heavenly home in a yurt.

It hasn't been used much but I plan to use it with my daughter.

[_Jersey Girl]

This is kind of lame, but there's "the Holy Ghost goes to bed at midnight" or fill in 11 oclock, or whatever other curfew time the given Mormon wants to set up for their kids.

OOOOOOOOO, that's not lame, I like it!

[_Jersey Girl]

If you go to the dance in that miniskirt,
You'll find your heavenly home in a yurt.

It hasn't been used much but I plan to use it with my daughter.

Like it! However, I would gladly live in a yurt!

[_Jersey Girl]

I'm hand sewing while posting and I have to say I feel a bit guilty about sewing on Sunday. See how much power these proverbs have over people?