It's where we made the best spit wads and paper airplanes ever. But interestingly enough, I did not become a NOM or the standard LDS inactive even though I occasionally brought my Dungeons and Dragons manuals as well.
Admit it BC, you also swung on the stage drapes. I know there is a rebel in there somewhere.
Yep. I also stood by while another put Sprite in the sacrament cups to test the scripture about it not mattering what you partake. I didn't tell on him afterwards either. But none of these are signs of that rarest of rare creatures, the NOM. The DAMU is about as small as one of those spaces under the stage where folding chairs and table are kept.
Hey! What happened to Billy? He was C.H.U.D.ed by a DAMU when he got too close to one of those storage areas.
bcspace wrote: Yep. I also stood by while another put Sprite in the sacrament cups to test the scripture about it not mattering what you partake.
Brilliant!
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.” Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!" Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
bcspace wrote:It is tempting to include Mormon Democrats in the list of NOM's. They are organized and they do seek to change the doctrines of the Church which means they are unbelievers.
What's really frightening, is that the Brethren have not only allowed one of these unbelievers to infiltrate their ranks, but have allowed him to become a Seventy, a member of the Presidency of the Seventy, general president of the Sunday School (*gasp*, I can only imagine the nefarious liberal brainwashing he tried to institute), and now he's the Church Historian and Recorder.
We must mobilize, and remove him before his unbelief begins to taint the history of the Church.
Be afraid! Be afraid!
*Sleeping better now that James Faust is dead*
STEUSS!!!!!
Does this mean a resurgence of the Steussite sect?
I hope so!
From the Ernest L. Wilkinson Diaries: "ELW dreams he's spattered w/ grease. Hundreds steal his greasy pants."
