Stormy Waters wrote:First off I would just like to point out, whose fault is it that I can't read these books in their original language?
Yours. Learn Ancient Hebrew and Greek.
Stormy Waters wrote:It's God's fault if you believe the Bible. (Is the Tower of Babel story still taken literally, or is there enough evidence that believers have 'reinterpreted' it to be figurative?)
Not only is it mean to not be taken literally, the Bible itself gives ample clues that you are not to take it literally. Here's a little exercise. Read Genesis 10 and take notes about all of the different languages and ethnic groups it mentions. Now read Genesis 11, the Tower of Babel story. Next, since Genesis 11 comes after Genesis 10, and since Genesis 10 already mentions dozens of languages, what can one conclude about Genesis 11? An obvious conclusion seems to be that Genesis 11 was not meant to be the end all and be all of how language developed. Now you will protest, Why do these stories seem to conflict? Answer: read up on the Documentary Hypothesis.
Stormy Waters wrote:So did God not command his people to kill all every man, woman, child, and infant of the Amalekites? Is this genocide a mistranslation?
No, it's not a mistranslation, and there is also good archaeological evidence that it never happened. Question: What, you mean the Bible might get historical facts wrong? Answer: Yes, it can. And yes, it can still serve as the basis of belief in a supremely good Being.
Stormy Waters wrote:Did God not kill of the Fistborn of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh to the first born at the mill? Is the morality of killing them understood in the cultural context?
No, I also think there is good archaeological evidence to doubt this story as well.
Stormy Waters wrote:Did God not kill the child of David and Bathsheba to punish them for their affair? Is this explained by how the Bible was preserved?
Babies died much more frequently back then. But, here is one of the great genius moments of the ancient Hebrew mind, namely the idea that our actions vis-a-vis our fellow human beings is what pisses off God, not forgetting the morning incense offering. Even more genius was in figuring out that ethical norms apply just as much to kings as they do to commoners. Did they misinterpret the death as a punishment? Possibly. Just remember the ethical norms you use to critique ancient Hebrews was developed largely by ancient Hebrews. Translation: don't crap on your own doormat.
Stormy Waters wrote:Is it a mistake that the first four commandments given by God all focus on how we should worship him? Did I misunderstand that?
No and no. If there is a supreme Being in the universe, who arranged the natural and moral laws of the universe, why would you not want to worship him? And wouldn't that worship merely be an expression of gratitude through living that law?
Stormy Waters wrote:Is all that stuff about circumcision a mistake? It should be fixed. Having God care about whether or not we cut skin off of our penises seems a little silly.
It was fixed for gentiles, read Paul.
Stormy Waters wrote:Is this English translation so terribly mangled that I shouldn't make any judgements based on it?
It never ceases to amaze me that people that ostensibly no longer believe in the LDS church continue to make assertions that only an LDS believer would make. This isn't an issue of "as far as it is translated correctly."