just me wrote:Sacred procreative powers= ability to ejaculate?
Yes, or ovulation.
"Send them hell across lots" - to murder someone (used by Brigham Young)
The Mormon Church defends the will of the People
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Yes, or ovulation.
"Send them hell across lots" - to murder someone (used by Brigham Young)
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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SSA=same sex attraction
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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Fence Sitter wrote:SSA=same sex attraction
=Homosexual
Does anyone other than the LDS membership even use that term??? I've never heard a gay person say they are "same sex attracted." Unless LDS...
OMG! Look at this website I just found: http://www.samesexattraction.org/what-s ... action.htm
Same-sex attractions are usually more compelling than attractions toward the opposite sex because they spring from more than sexual desires—they are attempts to fill unmet emotional and social needs.
Wow. I am not sure where to start...
Okay, I'll start with this...So straight males are only interested in females to fulfill sexual needs...no emotional or social reasons. O EM GEE
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Unpaid clergy = paid clergy
Urim & Thummim = Rock
Uninhabited = lots of people already living there
We miss you = we've been told we miss you
Growth = Mass apostasy
Fast & Testimony meeting = Painfully Slow & Odd Tales meeting
Urim & Thummim = Rock
Uninhabited = lots of people already living there
We miss you = we've been told we miss you
Growth = Mass apostasy
Fast & Testimony meeting = Painfully Slow & Odd Tales meeting
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Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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Drifting wrote:Fast & Testimony meeting = Painfully Slow & Odd Tales meeting
LOL! Love this one! I would also add "travel log".
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liz3564 wrote:Drifting wrote:Fast & Testimony meeting = Painfully Slow & Odd Tales meeting
LOL! Love this one! I would also add "travel log".
And secondhand embarrassment
~Those who benefit from the status quo always attribute inequities to the choices of the underdog.~Ann Crittenden
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endless = not endless
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honor sacred role of women = keep women out of leadership
doctrine = ???
doctrine = ???
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Endowment = Christianized masonry
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Grossolalia=Missionaries learning a foreign language.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."