What is this? A temple for ants?
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_DarkHelmet
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What is this? A temple for ants?
How can they expect this poor woman to take out her endowments when she can't even fit inside the building.
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- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
- Captain Moroni - 'Address to the Inhabitants of Canada' 1775
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_Fence Sitter
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
Evidently the missionary work among the Lilliputians is going well.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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_Some Schmo
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
DarkHelmet wrote:How can they expect this poor woman to take out her endowments when she can't even fit inside the building.
Doesn't seem to be stopping her from looking for the door anyway (or perhaps a bottle that says "Drink me"?)
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.
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_Kishkumen
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
An interesting solution for the problem of flagging temple attendance:
Shrink the elderly, put them in a tiny temple in a glass case, and never let them out.
The elderly woman to the right of the case is looking for her spouse, who was called on a temple mission, and then mysteriously disappeared. I think she is onto something.
Shrink the elderly, put them in a tiny temple in a glass case, and never let them out.
The elderly woman to the right of the case is looking for her spouse, who was called on a temple mission, and then mysteriously disappeared. I think she is onto something.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Buffalo
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Kishkumen
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
Buffalo wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ffj8SHrbk0
LOL!!! Yeah, I got the reference. Classic movie. Classic.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
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_Darth J
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
DarkHelmet wrote:How can they expect this poor woman to take out her endowments when she can't even fit inside the building.
He has heard our prayers, and by revelation has confirmed that the long-promised day has come when every faithful, worthy Star Wars and/or G.I. Joe action figure in the Church may receive the holy priesthood, with power to exercise its divine authority, and enjoy with his loved ones every blessing that flows therefrom, including the blessings of the temple.
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_Drifting
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
DarkHelmet wrote:How can they expect this poor woman to take out her endowments when she can't even fit inside the building.
Look at all those flat shoes...
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric
"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
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_Fence Sitter
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
Drifting wrote:
Look at all those flat shoes...
Because the ladies shown are either sister missionaries (I count 4) or elderly. (Except for the tourist wearing running shoes.)
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
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_Doctor Steuss
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Re: What is this? A temple for ants?
Drifting wrote:Look at all those flat shoes...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
(Warning: Language)
"Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead." ~Charles Bukowski