BYU Dress Code for Girls

[_Buffalo]

That quote from Spinal Tap - "... treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality..." leaps to mind.

[_3sheets2thewind]

maybe the guy was referring to her carpet not matching the drapes? Blonde hair dark eyebrows....I am sure something is amiss.

Also, how dare she go out in public without covering her hair, and face.

I can't believe how much the Taliban got the BYU dress code correct with their blue burkas. seriously, there needs to be a protest at BYU with everyone wearing BYU clad burkas holding signs which read

"No more walking pornography"

[Guest]

maybe the guy was referring to her carpet not matching the drapes? Blonde hair dark eyebrows....I am sure something is amiss.

Also, how dare she go out in public without covering her hair, and face.

I can't believe how much the Taliban got the BYU dress code correct with their blue burkas. seriously, there needs to be a protest at BYU with everyone wearing BYU clad burkas holding signs which read

"No more walking pornography"

I think your username is very appropriate. ;)

I remember one time a girl came to church the day after her prom and she was wearing a dress that didn't have sleeves. It was very scandalous. My mum (shout out to Simon Belmont cum Radex) made a point of it to me (I was 12, and couldn't understand the fuss it was causing).

- VRDRC

[_Chap]

It's cute, but back in my day it would have been two low cut. What's with the bathroom venue? And is that supposed to be a college level essay? This raises more than one question for me.

She's in the bathroom .... because it has a full-length mirror in which, using the mobile phone she is holding, she can take a picture of herself in the mirror to document the way she was dressed when that dorkwad gave her his sad little note.

Duh!

[_Jonah]

I remember one time a girl came to church the day after her prom and she was wearing a dress that didn't have sleeves. It was very scandalous. My mum (shout out to Simon Belmont cum Radex) made a point of it to me (I was 12, and couldn't understand the fuss it was causing).

- VRDRC

In all my years, I STILL have never been able to understand what the fuss is all about.



I mean is there supposed to be something sexual about bare arms or, dare I say it, a bare shoulder? Because if there is, clue me in. I am definitely missing something.

Or seeing bare leg above the knee -



Or, Elohim forbid, seeing a....bare....midriff. OH MY HECK!! ITS LIKE A RED HOT POKER IN MY EYEBALL!!



Whew. All these images and talk about naughty parts has got me all wound up. Who needs T & A when you have bare arms, bare legs, and a midriff peeking at you? I think I need a cold shower.



YIKES!! No shower necessary now.

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

I had a CES teacher tell my investigator-girlfriend (super hot, by the way) that "... a woman's skin is like a magnet to a man.".

So. Because I was naïve and freshly off my mission I didn't realize that cat was hitting on her. Either that, or a woman's skin is like a magnet to a man, and she needed to stop showing so much magnet.

- VRDRC

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXYjgHC_Ycw&hd=1

[_Drifting]

Does the BYU dress code not apply to cheerleaders then?

What other BYU areas are allowed to ignore the dress code?

[_Doctor CamNC4Me]

http://media.lawrence.com/img/photos/2012/02/11/ku_bkc_osu_18_t960.jpg?b8ea04f16efcb7dc07c41fa674167d6870b19a92

- VRDRC

[_Joseph Antley]

Does the BYU dress code not apply to cheerleaders then?

What other BYU areas are allowed to ignore the dress code?

Because the problem is that the Honor Code is perceived almost on par with scripture, so when it is outdated BYU students/faculty try to squeeze our way through or around the Honor Code instead of just changing the Honor Code to fit the current situations.

[_Jonah]

The modest Muslims have a good thing going. Why not just borrow from them for BYU's women's athletic teams as not to show too much skin or...**gasp**...a bare shoulder.

Here ya go, for the women's soccer, basketball, and volleyball teams...stylish (and no skin!!). Modest is hottest!! -



Swimming -



And for the cheerleaders -



There, that should just about cover things. Literally.