God Said, Abraham Give Me A Son

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_Runtu
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Re: God Said, Abraham Give Me A Son

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Abraham is nuts. And if you stop and think about it the whole of the Bible is founded upon this principle: Blood, murder, and feeding Jehovah with offerings. The hungry god must be fed.


And he doesn't like poofs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDiC5iStnc8
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_Buffalo
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Re: God Said, Abraham Give Me A Son

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sock puppet wrote:
Because Yahweh doesn't exist?


Well, yes. But even if Yahweh were real, I'd tell him where to shove his flaming sword, and if necessary, provide assistance in burying it up to the hilt within the Celestial Orifice.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.

B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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