Will Bother Newsroom be speaking at the next conference?
Wouldn't matter....until he's officially published. You could speak in Conference (or write an article for the Ensign) and if published, it would be official doctrine.
Kinda makes you wonder why they even bother to televise the conference at all, if what they say doesn't mater until it's published.
By the way BC is everything on this site doctrine? It seems to fit all of your criteria.
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
It's doctrine unless and until someone at the COB thinks something therein is embarrassing, at which point President Newsroom can instantly change it to "folk doctrine" and "speculation" by publishing a press release overturning it.
"The Church is authoritarian, tribal, provincial, and founded on a loosely biblical racist frontier sex cult."--Juggler Vain "The LDS church is the Amway of religions. Even with all the soap they sell, they still manage to come away smelling dirty."--Some Schmo
I think a great marketing idea would be to sell quadruple combinations that have some blank pages at the end with this title on each page. "Newsroom Bulletin "
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."