OMG, Rules of Conduct at the Mormon Mall???

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OMG, Rules of Conduct at the Mormon Mall???

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City Creek Center is privately owned property (“Property”). We welcome all visitors who comply with these Rules of Conduct and our other policies. We have established these Rules of Conduct to insure the safety and comfort of all visitors.

The following are prohibited on the Property:

1. Disorderly, intimidating, threatening, dangerous or disruptive conduct of any nature, including but not limited to: use of obscene or insulting language or gestures, loitering, running, yelling, fighting, throwing any objects, littering, playing radios or other audio devices, rollerblading, skateboarding, bicycling.

2. Standing, walking, sitting or moving in such a way as to cause inconvenience to others, or in or on a prohibited area or object.

3. Any act which could result in physical harm to persons or damage to property.

4. Any act prohibited by local, state or federal laws or ordinances.

5. Truancy.

6. Possession of an open container or consumption of alcoholic beverages other than in licensed areas.

7. Possession or consumption of illegal substances.

8. Distribution of literature or other items, offering any item for sale, solicitation, conducting surveys, videotaping or photography, without, in each instance, the prior written consent of center management under the center’s Access Policy or other applicable policies.

9. Visiting the center without shirt or shoes, or failing to be fully clothed. Wearing clothing that is, or in a manner that is, obscene, offensive to others, that may provoke a disturbance, or is otherwise inconsistent with a first-class, family-oriented shopping center.

10. Smoking.

11. Possession of pets or other animals, except dogs, is prohibited. Dogs and their owners must adhere to the Canine Code of Conduct at all times. Canine Code of Conduct is available at Customer Service.

The foregoing list of prohibited activities is not intended to be an exhaustive list of all prohibited activities on the Property, and management reserves the right to prohibit any activity or conduct which is detrimental to or inconsistent with a first-class, family-oriented shopping center. Management’s interpretation of these Rules of Conduct is conclusive and binding.

Violators of these Rules of Conduct may be subject to expulsion, banning, and/or arrest for criminal trespass or for other violation of the law. Violators of banning orders may be subject to arrest and prosecution for criminal trespass. These Rules of Conduct may be amended or changed at any time and are in addition to all other rules and policies pertaining to the Property.


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Truancy? I don't get it.

LMAO!!!

Oh, wait! Does that mean no kids ditching class are allowed on the property? LOL
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9. Visiting the center without shirt or shoes, or failing to be fully clothed. Wearing clothing that is, or in a manner that is, obscene, offensive to others, that may provoke a disturbance, or is otherwise inconsistent with a first-class, family-oriented shopping center.


Better brush up on your Honor Code.
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No miniskirts at the mall? Aaaaaawwww.
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zeezrom wrote:No miniskirts at the mall? Aaaaaawwww.


I bet they sell them...
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just me wrote:
zeezrom wrote:No miniskirts at the mall? Aaaaaawwww.


I bet they sell them...


I think it would be great if someone tested the rules by wearing only clothes purchased at the mall.
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Equality wrote:
just me wrote:
I bet they sell them...


I think it would be great if someone tested the rules by wearing only clothes purchased at the mall.


I <3 this idea.
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So tossing out kissing or hand holding gays will have to be covered by local ordinance? I can see why they would not boldly emphasize this most stressed LDS policy, due to heightened fear of publicity. Otherwise, this is similar to regulations at other malls.

by the way, they also did not specify that only one pair of earrings are allowed in any single purchase.
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It's like they think this is a Mormon version of Disneyland.
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moksha wrote:So tossing out kissing or hand holding gays will have to be covered by local ordinance? I can see why they would not boldly emphasize this most stressed LDS policy, due to heightened fear of publicity. Otherwise, this is similar to regulations at other malls.


LDS Inc wrote:1. Disorderly, intimidating, threatening, dangerous or disruptive conduct of any nature, including but not limited to: use of obscene or insulting language or gestures, loitering, running, yelling, fighting, throwing any objects, littering, playing radios or other audio devices, rollerblading, skateboarding, bicycling.



moksha wrote:by the way, they also did not specify that only one pair of earrings are allowed in any single purchase.
The rules will probably be on the number of piercings.. "Sorry missy, you already have one set of piercings, we cannot do a second set unless you can show us that those previous piercings have sealed up."

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